Hey, I just wanted to say I'm not exactly sure where this story is going, so I'm not sure what trigger warnings to put in just yet, but for this chapter at least there will be swearing, as per usual with South Park.
"Kaylee! It's time to get up. You don't want to miss the bus on your first day of school!" My mom shouted from downstairs. I had already been up for at least an hour trying to find the perfect outfit. I'd settled on a pair of black skinny jeans and a red tee with a white winter coat over top.
"Coming mom!" I shouted back getting a strand of hair I had accidentally pasted to my eyelashes with mascara, not that one would notice with my hair being as dark as it is, back into place. I grabbed my backpack and ran downstairs.
"Here honey, I made you some French toast" My dad said setting a plate on the table indicating me to sit as I rounded the banister. I did just that, attempting to eat slower than my excitement would let me.
"Thanks dad, this is delicious. Sorry I won't be here for lunch."
"It's okay sweetheart, it's important you learn to socialize before you go off to college." I nodded understanding what he meant. I had finished my highschool curriculum almost 6 months ago, and began to look at colleges. My parents had never been interested in sending me to public school, but started to worry about me being alone in another state without their help.
My phone buzzed, telling me it was time to leave for the bus. I jumped up from my mostly eaten breakfast and almost ran out the door without saying goodbye to my parents. I quickly turned around and spat out goodbyes before closing the door and half running to the bus stop.
At the bus stop stood four boys, all in generic winter gear. I slowed down to a normal walking speed trying not to look weird to my new classmates. As I got closer they all turned to stare at me, I vaguely heard them talking without hearing what exactly they were saying. As I got closer they stopped talking, but continued staring. I leaned on the crossing sign, trying to look as nonchalant as possible.
"Who the fuck are you?" The fat one said, burrowing his eyebrows.
"Uh, my names Kaylee. Who the fuck are you?" I mimicked his expression, mostly trying to fit in, but also wondering who starts a conversation like that.
"Don't mind Cartman, he's just a douchbag. I'm Kyle, that's Stan" He gestured to the boy in the blue hat who stood next to me "And that's Kenny" pointing at the boy in the bright orange parka at the end of the row.
"Hi" Stan said as he waived at me
"Hey" Kenny's voice was muffled through his thick scarf. I know that the September air was cold but I couldn't imagine why someone would wrap a scarf so tightly around their mouth and nose like that, how could he breathe?
"Did you just move here or something? I don't think we've seen you around before" Stan said, with a questioning look on his face
"No, I've lived here forever I guess. I've just been home schooled, but my parents wanted me to "socialize before going to collage"" I mocked. The truth was I was glad they suggested it, I wanted to have actual friends for once in my life, but I wasn't about to ruin that by not being cool.
"Lame, home schooled kids are the worst donkey fucking nerds. After jews of course" Carman rolled his eyes before smugly looking at Kyle
"Shut your fucking cock sucking mouth Cartman" Kenny's chimed in. I was gonna have to learn to curse more effectively if I was gonna hang out with these guys.
"Yeah Cartman, if anyone's a donky fucker here it's you. Not that your tiny dick could reach" Kyle retorted
"Yeah, I doubt the 1.4 inch cock you're "packing" could even get past the tail" Kyle laughed
"You would know wouldn't you jew, been sneaking peeks at my dick in the bathroom gaywad?" Cartman countered.
"Did you just admit your dicks only an inch long?" I said desperate to join in the ribbing.
"What no! That's no what I meant!" Cartman said flustered "My dicks way longer than that!"
"Yeah right fatass" Stan said and the three of them laughed. Just then I saw the bus turn the corner, the excitement of the first day of school came back in the worst way. The butterflys in my stomach drowned the boys argument out, I hadn't even heard Kenny ask me a question.
"Kaylee?" He said waiving to get my attention.
"Huh? What? Sorry, I wasn't listening"
"I was just asking if you got your schedule yet"
"Oh, yeah." I pulled the piece of paper out of my bag.
"Cool, if you want to sit with me on the bus I can tell you about some of the teachers" The bus came to a stop infront of us, the doors squeeling as they opened.
"Sounds good" We got on the bus taking our seats. The ride was short, and seemed even shorter with Kenny leaning into me explaining which teachers to look out for and which ones were cool. We had most of our classes together to my surprise, along with some with the other three boys. I wasn't sure how I felt about Cartman, Stan, and Kyle, but I was glad to make at least one friend, even though I'm sure they come as a package deal.

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