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Fedex: Foolin'

Song: Foolin' by Def Leppard

Dex POV

I sat quickly on my bench, not wanting to be seen in this hallway by myself

Well shit. Now I'll have to go and wipe myself from the face of the earth and live with Tinker. only a crazy person would ever say to their crush "Dayum....", and look them up and down. I mean he blushed so it cant be that bad right-

No of course its bad, hes a straight perfect golden boy who went out with best friend before she realized she was gay and went out with my other friend.

shit here he comes, time to act normal. wait when have I ever done that-

I looked up from my "diary" and watched him walk past me, a small crowd of giggling girls clinging to his arms like leeches.

I scowled before I realized it, wanting to be one of those girls. But alas, I have a slim to none chance of ever getting close to him like that.....

Fitz POV

He looks cute with that scowl on his darling face....

I shook that thought just as quickly as it came. I am straight, I like girls and think dudes are cute........I mean its not like I'm gay or something.....

Bullshit. You're a horrible liar 

My head snapped up like an alien was dismounting a ship right above my head. Who the fuck was that-

Your damn concussion ooooo-

Who the actual fuck are you. Seriously, this is illegal.

What are you gonna do about it Ritz? You do realize i can kill you in a few clicks, right? Or I can make you kiss your crush, cus this is fucking painful.

Get out of my head. And I dont have a crush

SUUUURRRRREE you don't. 

I don't

Right, so you wouldn't care if i made the cinnamon roll come over here and kiss you? Or you go and kiss the cinnamon roll?

First off, he has a name. Secondly you can't make me do anything, you're just a voice in my  head.

Hmm. Could a voice in your head make you do this?\

Suddenly I shook off the girls holding my arms , my limbs working against me, and walked steadily over to  the strawberry blonde that was tinkering with a device in his lap. 

I stopped in front of him, and waited for Dex to look up.

He looked surprised but pleasantly so, when I pulled him up to my level of height. And gently tilted his head up,looking into those beautiful eyes, sliding my hand down to his neck. 

He groaned slightly in something I could only recognize as desire and pulled me down to his lips.

For a second, the world disappeared as his lips brushed mine with the force of a butterfly landing. My body was screaming at me to pull him closer, so I did and kissed him back with a passion that surprised us both, his body melting into mine.

I felt his arms wrap around me, fingers intertwining themselves in my hair, pulling slightly.

My arm twisted around his waist, the other one held his neck alittle tighter. he pulled back slightly, panting quietly for life giving air.

Then he said quietly in the empty hallway "this better not be a fucking joke or so help me Jimbert, i will beat the shit out of you".

I shook my head, wondering what a Jimbert was.

"I would never do that to you. Never."

Then it hit me, we were in a hallway, alone and the bell should have rung a few minutes ago.

thats the power of the author there Ritzy. Just enjoy this moment before I make something bad happen to you.

The girls had disappeared, and so had everyone else who was there a few seconds ago. I wonder how the hall cleared so quickly-

SO THAT. I have to admit that i really don't like Ritz all that much, so i had to try and make him a decent person here. 

So the person who requested this, you had me work extra hard. Thank you (no sarcasm there) for this wonderful freedom.

Also i just love going into stories and messing with characters because who doesn't?

This is very short, but no worries. I will make longer ones