Bonjour People, Tis me, Your Local Hellenic Pagan

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Hi, I just wanna start off with a good note, that I will (probably) not discontinue this book like the numerous previous ones that fell victim to my adhd and school, but because school just ended (FINALLY) I can actually get to this. I've been wanting to make this for a while, because it's making me mad that Greek mythology has so many different versions of things. So think of this book as a "Greek mythology for dummies", except you guys are clearly smart (unless you came here to be an a$$-hole). Also this is where you can request stories to be written down, like if you particularly want to read the story of pandora's pithos (it's not a box, I don't know why people say it, although I guess it sounds better than a lame jar), you could ask in the comment at the bottom of this page. (Keep in mind if you want me to pay attention to your request put a 🏺 emoji next to it to prove you read this and also to help me keep track of requests. You can also request a specific god, titan, goddess, titaness, primordial (protogenoi because I love the fancy language that makes me feel smart), etc, you can also ask for those here. So, are you ready to see me turn ancient Hellenism into a gen z comedy? ... hello? ... ok then. If I don't come back just assume I got smited by one of the gods or that my adhd struck again.

Lol good luck. And go be the Queen/king/absolute boss that you are! (P.S. very sorry for the awful handwriting on the diagrams and family trees (or family pretzel))

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