OH MY GOSH SERENA IM DONE. IM AT SUCH A LOW POINT I NEED TO TRY SHIFTING AGAIN. IM SHIFTING FOR THE REST OF THIS WEEKEND. IM HONESTLY ABOUT TO CRY. WHY ISNT DILUC REAL. HES LITERALLY MINE IM CONVINCING MYSELF NOT TO BUY A BODY PILLOW. I AM NOT USUALLY THIS WAY TOWARDS FICTIONAL CHARACTERS BUT I HAVE GONE OFFICIALLY MAD AND THIS SINGULAR PICTURE HAS TRIGGERED IT. I AM TYPINF WITH TEARS IN MY EYES AS MY BRAIN IS OVERWHELMED AND OVER STIMULATED WITH HORMONES AND I CANT BREATHE. DILUC IS LITERALLY THE BEST MAN. HES SO UNDER APPREACIATED BUT DUMB HOBOS WITH AN IQ OF -2 JUST WATER HIM DOWN TO A DEPRESSED RED HEAD WITH NO DAD. HES MORE THAN THAT. HE CAN COOK, CLEAN, FIGHT, AND HES LITERALLY RICH. NO ONE SEES HIM AS I DO. IF DILUC HAS A MILLION FANS, I AM ONE OF THEM. IF HE HAS 10, I AM THE BEST FAN. IF HE HAS 1, I AM THE ONLY FAN. IF HE HAS NO FANS, THEN I AM DEAD. NOT EVEN A FAN. HIS STRAIGHT UP WIFE. IM GOING THROUGH SO MANY MIXED EMOTIONS AND I FELT MY HEART JUMP WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS PICTURE. IF YOU DONT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY THEN I DONT CARE BUT THIS ENTIRE MESSAGE HAS BEEN TYPED WITH ATLEAST 80% GENUINE FEELINGS. I AM SHIFTING AN NO ONE CAN STOP ME. I MIGHT AS WELL GO TRIPLE CROWN HIM. ON MY BUCKETLIST BEFORE I DIE IS TO CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT DILUC IS THE BEST GENSHIN CHARACTER. MY JOURNEY STARTS TOMOROW AND YOU WILL HELP ME WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. I JUST WANT TO STROKE MY HAND THROUGH HIS HAIR. IM TRYING SO HARD TO BE A HOLY CHILD OF GOD RIGHT NOW BUT I CANT FIGHT THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS. NO FICTIONAL MAN WILL EVER TOP HIM. I HAVE NO SHAME. NO GUILT. NO REGRETS. NO EMBARRASSMENT. ALL I WANT TO DO IS HEAR HIS VOICE AS HE PRAISES ME WHILE WE WAKE UP IN BED TOGETHER IN THE MORNING. I WANT HIM TO COOK FOR ME AND PLAY THE VIOLIN FOR ME AND TAKE ME OUT FOR A STROLL AROUND MONDSTADT. I WANT TO CUDDLE HIM IN WINTER AS HE USES HIS PYRO TO GIVE US EXTRA BODY HEAT. I WANT TO KISS S EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS BATTLE SCARS. I WANT TO CARESS HIS FACE AND MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE I AM LIKE NO OTHER WOMAN IN HIS LIFE. I WILL GLADLY BE A PICK ME GIRL FOR THIS MAN. I WILL BRING DOWN OTHER WOMEN AND SSOREAD RUMORS FOR THIS MAN. I WANT TO KISS HIM LIGHTLY UNDER THE STARS. I WANT TO SEE HIM BLUSHING. I WANT TO SEE HIS JEALOUS SIDE. I WANT TO TEASE HIM TO THE POINT WHERE HE BURIES HIS FACE. I WANT HIM TO TALK GOOD ABOUT ME. I WANT HIM TO PROTECT ME FROM DANGER. I WANT HIM NEAR ME. NOT WANT. NEED. I NEED EVERYTHING THIS MAN HAS GOT TO OFFER. THIS SINGULAR PHOTOS HAS OPENED A BEAST INSIDE OF ME, HAVING ME RELEASE THESE HORMONES THAT HAS NEVER GIVEN ME THIS FEELING BEFORE. I WANT TO SMELL HIS EXPENSIVE COLOGNE. I WANT TO TAKE A STROLL AT HIS WINERY. I WANT HIM TO COVER ME WITH HIS COAT AT DARK NGIHTS WHEN IT GETS TOO COLD. I WANT TO FEEL HIM AT MY FINGER TIPS RIGHT NEOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! i am shifting tonight and no one will stop me. i will update you with the results by tomorrow. thank you for listening.
