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It was a beautiful day, the sun was shining and the birds were singing. It was approximately 17 degrees Celsius outside and it was the perfect weather for sunbathing. I got out my lounge chair and retrieved my sun cream from the drawers in the upstairs leftmost bathroom 🚽. I squirted about 3 litres of sun cream on me before I decided it was enough to face the sun. My hair was white with sun cream and i stepped out of my house, teeth as white as my whole body (because of the sun cream). I even had sun cream on my teeth, i couldn't tell what was tooth and what was sun cream. My tongue was a pasty white because it was covered in a thick layer of sun cream. I sat in my chair, eyes glistening (like the sun cream) and staring directly at the sun (i looked like the sun because of my sun cream and it was shiny). My chair was comfortable yet wet because of the sun cream, i was going to get an un noticeable tan because of the sun cream. I decided i would go inside and get more sun cream. I rubbed 5 more litres on to my delicate, sun cream filled skin and walked out of the house feeling like a new man, leaving white footprints in my wake because of the sun cream. By this point, everything was white because of the sun cream. I fell to sleep on my lounge chair but awoke because my sun cream started to fall off (because I put too much sun cream on) so I galloped back to the leftmost bathroom at the top of the stairs and lathered it onto my skin (sun cream) . I brought the hundreds of bottles of sun cream outside with me and lathered more into my white, sun cream filled skin yet again. Then jack jack appeared and licked the sun cream off and was in turn covered in sun cream. The real friends were the friends we made along the way.
