mushy sussy fushy yn slander

my emo life uwu

                                                                                  YN POV:

i woke up and put my warm barbie feet in the floor i look in the mirror and i say to myself "i look so ugly.. should i wear makeup like the other girls? nah im to good for that im not like them im different " i then put on my oversized but hot emo cute celebrity hot sexy sad hot hoodie i then put on a cute emo pink purple rainbow unicorn skirt i open the door magically like a anime girl "arent u gonna eat!?" "no mother." i say to my pretty cute amazingling mother who loves me and got left by my dad cause he went to space to get milk and died of covid 10009 with my private jet i land on the school rooftop and i say bye to the jet i then walk down the stairs and trip in hope for my crush jake to grab me but.. he did not i could not get mad at him tho he looked at me with his grey emo dark daddy ceo mafia alpha pad boy orbs and his lushy curls flew in the air while he walked away. my yellow green red orbs were shocked at his leaving scene i then twirl to the bathroom and my sandy cute buffy emo cheeks blushed yellow like a barbie and i yelled in excitement

i flew to the hallway then into my classroom while the hot daddy fushy musty teacher looked at me with his blue red looke fucking tampony eyes at my yellow green red unicorn sparkle glow in the dark orbs i then looked at my desk to not see how hot he is i did my work calmly and imagine i was in space and did not died of covid 10009 like my father i then look at my crush kyle which jasmin and me simp about i then see my pweety meany fushy nusty bestie jasmin

JASMIN POV:

 i look at Kyle with my sparkly flush eyes and I think about our unicorn wedding with a swinger  and butterflies then i look at YN and glare at her I giggle to myself and say"HAH if u think he'd go for u ur wrong u gotta have purple pink sparkly ooy gooy unicorn makeup like me to even get him to look at u" I look back at Kyle, my soft sparkly bright rainbow hair Flys back and hits the cint behind me in the face, in a soft cute anime UwU girl voice I say "hey Kyle" and wink I purposely drop my pen and stand my sexy skinny body up and bend over and put my barbie butt right in his face to make him thirsty for me,kyle the popular emo bad hot sugar daddy alpha seems annoyed so I levitate down the hallway Into the smelly bathroom with my sparkly unicorn tears and cry in the stall

                                                                                             YN POV:

i saw jasmin do her dramatic shit while i stood there speechless of what she said to me 

"HAH if u think he'd go for u ur wrong u gotta have purple pink sparkly ooy gooy unicorn makeup like me to even get him to look at u those" words hurt my tiny ene emo cute heart and i flew out of the window to the rooftop and singed all my friends are toxic but then i felt bad for jasmin and i went to the smelly bathroom where she was, i saw that she was crying sparkly unicorn tears thru the stall, i knocked on the stall waiting for her cracky nusty fusshty busky voice to come out of her frusty musty crusty lipstick mouth cause she was my bestie after all even tho she liked kyle i could not be mean to her cause im such a inocent uwu gammer girl who does no wrong  she  angrily screamed "WHAT and said HOW COULD MY FUTURE HUSBAND SEMPI SUGAR DADDY MAMAS DADDY BAD BOY DO THIS TO ME" i open the stall with my UwU Unicorn powers and said to her "u dont need him he needs u lets go find u a other man i say powerfully emoly to her" she  emoly stood up and pit on a black long sleeve stiped shirt and a skull crop top and dye her hair black, she cover her face and evily and emoly said let's go show him what he's missing out on" she hums I write sins not tragedies by panic at the disco. i was amazed by her actions and wanted to be just like her brave confident and hot which i am but i wanted to be like her and she wanted to be like me i said in my mind while walking out of the bathroom with her

                                                                              JASMINE POV:

I look at YN with my sad little eyes and I do a small soft smile with my glossy pink lips and say uk u look perfect without makeup, I emoly look onto the floor and say that my mom said u need  makeup to be pretty, majestically look up to see Kyle and I turn my soft squishy face to look determined, I pull out a microphone out of my ass and amazingly sings I hate me dark and emoly and as I sing it I use my magical unicorn powers to make the room go dark to were it's just me and him and I whisper stuff into his ear and make him see dead bodies to make him scared, he begs me to stop and says he's sorry, I then use my magical unicorn powers to make him not an alpha i cut his hair and his face and change his white boy name to freeshavakado and I give him covid 10009 and make everything to back Yn cheers for me in the backround and says "GOO BESTYAING" Kyle runs out of the school crying rabbit turds while the school laughs at him I grab YN by the shoulders and kiss her cheek, I blush so bright that the deaf kid goes blind and the blind kid gies deaf I then smile and emoly sings I FEEL IN MOVE WITH AN EMO GURL yn says "sorry im an antiromantic" I am so shoked that I dump water on her head that I got out of my ass and flies up to the roof and to the stars and burn alive in the stars like my brother once did 

                                                                         to be continued...

A/N:hi everyone! this is the end of chapter one  like i said this is meant for a joke yall can roast yn  and the other charactersofc but no hate to the author or there friend  chapter 2 will be out soon!

    credits to my friend: @autum345