Ask Away! (A FNAF Night Guards Q&A Book)

A Fresh Start

Hi there! BristleBlue Speaking!
You can call me anythin. But here, I prefer Brist. Can't think of anything, so. *shrugs*
Brist: Why don't you say hello to...
The Night Guards!!! *MLG Horns Activate*
Vincent: Bruh you don't even need that. It's too much. Horns. Too much Sweg.
Brist: Okay. *puts the horns near his ears and pressed it* *Puts on sunglasses*
Other Night Guards: *Laughing*
Vincent: Ow! Fudge Man!
Brist: Hurhurhurhurrr *laughes insanely*
Phone Guy: Back. To the topic. Please. *lookes at Brist disappointedly.*
Brist: Okay. So the Peeps, you guys, the readers, shall:
Ask Questions
Or
Make A Dare
For Us. That's It.
Give an example, please.
Vincent: I Dare Mike and Jeremy to make out.
Brist: Simple as that...
All except Vincent: ...
Brist: Just an example... Nothing to be afraid of.
Vincent: If Only that's r-* punched in the shoulder by Brist* Fudge.
Mike: That's It? What's the point of this stupid book? *groans*
Jeremy: W-what's the point you ask? The readers can ask silly, crazy, or their chosen question to us, which means they can make us do whatever they wanted to. I think it sounded fun. *smiles with excitement.
Fritz: Uh-Oh... *giggles*
Bristle: What do you wanna add guys? Any message? Notes? *staring at everybody*
Mike: Don't ever ask a crappy question.
Brist: Y-yeah... what Mike says... *crosses arms* Arrogant ditch... *glares at Mike*
Fritz: Just Ask or Dare! For the love of God. *Picks up and donut from the box and ate it*
Phone Guy: *stares at us with confusion*
Vincent: LET'S GET IT ON ALREADY!!! *tries to flip to the second page*
Everybody: Vincent! Wai- *flips to the next page.*

Bristle: *tries to go back* Okay guys, leave some questions and dares in the comments below. We'll get to it. :) See ya! *Follows them*