"Hello sir would you like a sip of water." "Who the hell are you?" " I am Mister I come from the Northern hail to bring someone just like you water. It has special properties that have certain affects on different people." "Leave me the hell alone." "But sir would you not like your sip of water?" "Sip of water my ass." "No need to be so harsh about the icy delight I hold in my very hand." "How the hell did you even get in my house?!" "You opened the door buddy old pal." "Let you in my ass now fuck off cunt!" "But sir this cold icy glass of water is waiting for you just you." "Fine you little shit." " take a nice big sip." "Cough cough h-h-help can't b-b-breathe." "Bye bye oh I thought you wanted me to fuck of well you know I'll keep my promise did you like your icy delight of poison tasty isn't it well good bye."