21 pilots werewolves? + tom cruise

top gun maverick

P.O.V Tom cruise walks in on you naked

It was the early hours of 4;30 am when your mom came down into the basement aka your bedroom, and throws a bag full of flour on you. "I'm going to kill you Top gun maverick!" She pelts from the top of her lungs, as she lungs at you with her werewolf claws. grrr she growls as she just misses you, and instead pelts her hands into the flour. She pulls away leaving the flour to fall, booooybooying the flour goes as it drips to the floor. GRAH she yells as she grabs your leg with he gigantic meaty grippers. "You're coming with me!" She says, as she drags you into the freezer. RIP goes your leg as she starts to pull away all the juicy, tender, mmmmmm, thick, meaty, juicy meat from your leg. "Ouch!" you say in high pitch feminine voice "that hurtie, can you kiss my booboo" In response she chucks a slur at you. 

Tom cruise. SEX HARD.

As she chucks a slur at you, you feel the tears start to drip from your face, you start thinking in your mind :

I wish I found some better sounds no one's ever heard
I wish I had a better voice that sang some better words
I wish I found some chords in an order that is new
I wish I didn't have to rhyme every time I sang
I was told when I get older, all my fears would shrink
But now I'm insecure, and I care what people thinkMy name's Blurryface and I care what you think
My name's Blurryface and I care what you thinkWish we could turn back time
To the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep
But now we're stressed out (oh)
Wish we could turn back time (oh)
To the good old days (oh)
When our momma sang us to sleep
But now we're stressed outWe're stressed outSometimes a certain smell will take me back to when I was young
How come I'm never able to identify where it's coming from?
I'd make a candle out of it if I ever found it
Try to sell it, never sell out of it, I'd probably only sell one
It'd be to my brother, 'cause we have the same nose
Same clothes, homegrown, a stone's throw from a creek we used to roam
But it would remind us of when nothing really mattered
Out of student loans and tree house homes, we all would take the latterMy name's Blurryface and I care what you think
My name's Blurryface and I care what you thinkWish we could turn back time
To the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep
But now we're stressed out (oh)
Wish we could turn back time (oh)
To the good old days (oh)
When our momma sang us to sleep
But now we're stressed outUsed to play pretend, give each other different names
We would build a rocket ship and then we'd fly it far away
Used to dream of outer space, but now they're laughing at our face saying
"Wake up, you need to make money", yeahWe used to play pretend, give each other different names
We would build a rocket ship and then we'd fly it far away
Used to dream of outer space, but now they're laughing at our face saying
"Wake up, you need to make money", yeahWish we could turn back time
To the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep
But now we're stressed out (oh)
Wish we could turn back time (oh)
To the good old days (oh)
When our momma sang us to sleep
But now we're stressed outWe used to play pretend, used to play pretend, money
We used to play pretend, wake up you need the money
Used to play pretend, used to play pretend, money
We used to play pretend, wake up you need the moneyUsed to play pretend, give each other different names
We would build a rocket ship and then we'd fly it far away
Used to dream of outer space, but now they're laughing at our face saying
"Wake up, you need to make money", yeah

 As more tears start to fall from your face, you pull back and pull your mom into a kiss. "M-m-maverick" She blushes, as she starts to rumble. "We're not meant to do this we are blood releativ-" You hit her with a brick, she's paralysed from the waste down.

I wish I found some better sounds no one's ever heard
I wish I had a better voice that sang some better words
I wish I found some chords in an order that is new
I wish I didn't have to rhyme every time I sang
I was told when I get older, all my fears would shrink
But now I'm insecure, and I care what people thinkMy name's Blurryface and I care what you think
My name's Blurryface and I care what you thinkWish we could turn back time
To the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep
But now we're stressed out (oh)
Wish we could turn back time (oh)
To the good old days (oh)
When our momma sang us to sleep
But now we're stressed outWe're stressed outSometimes a certain smell will take me back to when I was young
How come I'm never able to identify where it's coming from?
I'd make a candle out of it if I ever found it
Try to sell it, never sell out of it, I'd probably only sell one
It'd be to my brother, 'cause we have the same nose
Same clothes, homegrown, a stone's throw from a creek we used to roam
But it would remind us of when nothing really mattered
Out of student loans and tree house homes, we all would take the latterMy name's Blurryface and I care what you think
My name's Blurryface and I care what you thinkWish we could turn back time
To the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep
But now we're stressed out (oh)
Wish we could turn back time (oh)
To the good old days (oh)
When our momma sang us to sleep
But now we're stressed outUsed to play pretend, give each other different names
We would build a rocket ship and then we'd fly it far away
Used to dream of outer space, but now they're laughing at our face saying
"Wake up, you need to make money", yeahWe used to play pretend, give each other different names
We would build a rocket ship and then we'd fly it far away
Used to dream of outer space, but now they're laughing at our face saying
"Wake up, you need to make money", yeahWish we could turn back time
To the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep
But now we're stressed out (oh)
Wish we could turn back time (oh)
To the good old days (oh)
When our momma sang us to sleep
But now we're stressed outWe used to play pretend, used to play pretend, money
We used to play pretend, wake up you need the money
Used to play pretend, used to play pretend, money
We used to play pretend, wake up you need the moneyUsed to play pretend, give each other different names
We would build a rocket ship and then we'd fly it far away
Used to dream of outer space, but now they're laughing at our face saying
"Wake up, you need to make money", yeah

till the next chapter...