How does one give you their entire life story in one chapter...
Alright here we go, I'll try and sum it up.
- I'm 19 going on 20 ( obviously)
- I absolutely love romantic comedies
- Pizza bagels are revolutionary
- I adore dogs
That's pretty much all you need to know about me. You'll learn the whole "life story" thing eventually. I'm telling you people, I'm pretty basic. I don't necessarily follow main stream trends but I also don't brag that I go rogue on every fashion choice either. Whatever's clean I'll wear and whatever song sounds good in the moment I'll listen to it.
I do think it's worth mentioning that I have a loving Christian family with three siblings, in a loving relationship with my boyfriend of 10 months, and I have an amazing best friend named Regina. Not to brag here or anything but I have had the better hand in life when it comes to being around good genuine people. How did the universe balance that you might ask? Oh, by giving me a shitty love life... you name the scenario and I've probably been in it. Seriously people imagine getting run over by a bus... then that bus getting run over by a semi... then it all sets on fire and multiply by 27 and you might get close to what it's been like.
I don't know why my love life has been so tragic honestly. Yes... I will admit I wear my heart on my sleeve. But how can I help it??? With characters like Mr. Darcy from Pride n Prejudice or Harry from when Harry met Sally... okay maybe not Harry until that very last scene. I want that. Anyways you get the point, I am and forever will be a hopeless romantic.
It really doesn't matter how many times I get hit by that bus. I just stare at it as it speeds towards my face like " ooo shinnnnyyyyy" then BOOM. I'm heartbroken. Regina left to tell me " I told you so" for the thousandth time. Yeah yeah bitch WE GET IT. I shouldn't have gone into the super creepy attic with the chainsaw man. But- but the chainsaw man was gonna give me cuddles. *sniff* and and call me pretty...
is that daddy issues? Mommy?
Ah it doesn't matter! I'm me and that's just how things are around here. Why disturb the ecosystem?
The birds are singing. The fish are swimming... oh wait, nope that one's getting eaten by a snake. The point is I'm your average girl who sucks at love.
Being the scholar that I am, I dug deep into my research to figure out just what exactly was failing. What was I doing wrong to have this bad of a love life?! And fellow pupils, I've done it! I've ran the tests. I've Crunched the numbers.
I'm cursed.
Cursed how?, you might ask. Cursed because of my virginity.
*smirks as the screen fades to black*
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That's a wrap! I hope you enjoyed the first chapter!
Questions and comments always welcome <3
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