Headcanons

Hi!

1. The hermits thought grian was a Violet-backed starling bird hybrid when he joined back in season six because until season eight when pearl joined and caught him dying his wings no one really knew much about the watches other than Xisuma.
2. Grian has a purple eye matching his purple wings
3. Scar gained an allergy to cats and takes medication just so he can keep jellie
4. Grian was mute during the start of season six and part of season seven due to past trauma
5. Grian is autistic and carried communication cards because of his autism so when he chose to be mute he just updated the cards
6. Iskall made his robotic eye and helped doc make his own and iskall also helped doc make his prosthetic/robotic arm and goat horn
7. Mumbo can't count past twenty so if he's counting something higher than twenty he groups the things into groups of twenty's and then uses a calculator to figure out the total
8. Tango and cub have serve dyslexia and the only word longer than 5 letters that they can spell almost perfectly is dyslexia the only thing they get wrong is that dyslexia has a y not an i
9. Grian squawks when scared, chirps when content and happy he will also chirp when he is tired
10. Xisuma has separation anxiety and attachment issues but no one but doc knows, and even tho x has this diagnosed issues he instead of crying and breaking down when someone he cares deeply about he had conditioned himself to distant himself when he feels like he's getting too attached because he doesn't want to go through the pain when the person or people he's attached to leave. The only person he didn't do this to was doc, and every so often he goes to docs base no matter what steals one of his hoodies and he hides in the bathroom and cries but if doc is in his base x cries into his arms as he is terrified of losing doc
11. Ren doesn't let anyone stay in his room in his base nor has any "sleepovers" because since he's a dog hybrid most of the time he sleeps nude and on a dog bed, which is why he prefers to base alone, the only people who know this fact are martyn, big b, doc, and of course Xisuma
12. Mumbo is a cow hybrid and he hides his ears in his hair hides his tail in his pants and sands his horns down which dispite it hurt him when he sands his horns he still does it, and the only people who know are Xisuma, doc, and iskall.
13. Mumbo does have two stomachs like a cow but is planing on getting the useless one removed since he doesn't eat grass
14. Doc loves cats but since he's a creeper he's terrified of them and he is very sad about it
15. Tango showers/bathes in lava since he's a nether hybrid, but if needed he doesn't mind showering/batheing in water but he wouldn't do it willingly
16. Zedaph is anaphylactic to apples
17. One time in emperors season two Scott was bottom to Jimmy
18. Grian and mumbo need glasses mumbo only needs to wear he's glasses when reading and doing red stone, grian hates wearing his glasses since he has to wear them all the time so most of the time he can't see clearly unless he is reading or planing his bases, except during limited life when he joined the 'bad' boys, he actually got sunglasses that have his glasses prescription so yeah
19. Ren's love language in bitting, he doesn't do it hard but he still bites and sometimes he licks his partners face like a dog[WITH CONSENT AND WITH A SAFE WORD IN PLACE BECAUSE HE CAN SOMETIMES ZONE OUT A BIT AND BITE A BIT HARDER THAN HE MEANT TO. THE MINUTE HE HEARS THE SAFE WORD HE STOPS]
20. Foolish is around 20'1 since he is a god
21. Xd is at least 23 foot tall
22. Hd is 19 foot tall and xd bullies him about his height
23. Dream, despite doing a lot of manhunts, he actually hates running unless he's running on a treadmill
24. Fundy, ended up running away from home and dream found him and a few weeks later they started dating
25. Dream is actually about 15 the only people that know is fundy, xd and tommy, Tommy found out because he saw dream without his mask and was confused as to why dream looked so young and then dream explained that his biological parents[they dead] were tall people and early bloomers so he look like he was 13-15 at age 9, and no one believed him when his was younger that he was only nine, so ever since then his just hid his face so no one would call him a liar, xd knows because they[dre and xd] are brothers, and fundy knows because they're dating sorry married.
26. Dream and fundy got married young and George tried to ruin the wedding but when George kissed dream Dre push him away and nearly vomited because of George kissing him. Dream actually had to leave and brush his teeth a million times then came back by then George was gone and the wedding continued like normal
27. George is actually homophonic[this is just my head cannon this isn't real!!] and he actually started screaming and sobbing when sapnap came out to him and dream as gay and polyamorous and then later did the same thing when dream came out as gay, non-binary and polyamorous.
28. Sally[fundy's cannon mom] pulled the same stunts as George when fundy came out as transgender gay and polyamorous.
29. HD is bisexual with a preference for men is polyamorous and possibly non-binary
30. Eret and quackity are married and are dating sapnap[sapnap q and Karl were engaged but when Karl forgot about q, q left and a few weeks later sap left Karl too] and are thinking about adding sap into their marriage
31. Eret is Tommy's temporary guardian because grian is going through a rough patch and can't provide the best for Tom so eret said she can look after toms for grian
32. Grian is Tommy's oldest brother and he is currently fighting against cancer and phil over custody of Tom
33. Tom calls grian papa and doc[grian's current boyfriend[they have been together for 9+ years] and if and when grian beats cancers ass doc is going to pop the question] dad or pa which doc is completely okay with and grian is slightly worried that he [tom] is making doc uncomfortable
34. Tommy is trans ftm which is why Phil[please don't come after me, I know Phil would never do something like this but I need to feel some pain] disowned him and grian.
35. Doc was highly confused when Tommy came out to him as trans as he didn't know what it meant to be trans but after grian and Tommy explained it to him he was completely accepting
36. Grian loves giving gifts to people and listening to people talk about whatever they're doing redstone, building anything.
37. Dream is a massive bottom
38. Fundy and dream have I guess it's an open marriage? It's basically if you for example dream found someone for example Karl and Dre is interested in Karl dream can date him if he want but Karl must know that dream married and the fundy must know that Dre seeing/dating Karl and fundy is allowed to flirt with Karl if he wanted