Part 1

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Ah yes what a great way to show how weird my graduating class is. Let's get this part started off. Btw you can use these for incorrect quotes if wanted, just credit me. Also all names will be protected and just be the first letter of their name besides the teachers. Teachers will be marked like Mr. L yk. Enjoy-

Mr. J: ok so here's a list of Harry Potter characters and you have to match their definitions.

M:  * reading off the names to herself* oooh Draco Malfoy. He's the hot one.

Mr. J: ... that's not the definition I wrote trust me guys-

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C: the garbage man can and will take care of your trash as long as it's in a trash can. Don't worry, they signed the contract knowing that they are going to hell.

Mrs. H: Is-Is he like this outside of class?

W: oh most definitely.

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T: * doing a presentation on highlighters because we did shark tank speeches on an item that already existed* and they are also non-toxic so you can just take off the cap and just * takes off the cap and writes all over his tongue with the highlighter*

Mrs. H: ok let's not go home and start licking your highlighters.

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T: A, why did you put the cookies under M's desk?

Me and M: * intense laughter and confusion*

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Me: omg I caught something.

H: He needs a name!

Me and H: ... LARRY!

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Mr. S: alright before I ask you what the answer is, remember to round. * calls on C*

C: the answer is 7

Mr. S: .... 7? How did you... you don't round to the nearest 7-

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Class: * causing chaos*

Mr. S: * sighs* I love my job I love my job I love my job...

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* at our end of year field trip*

Mrs. R: no don't drown him-

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D: * makes a bed of desks basically and tries to get away with it*

Mr. C: D-

D: I'm trying to get comfortable.

The whole class: * honestly annoyed by him at this point*

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Me: why are you trying to eat the fake flours-

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* watching Encanto and it gets to Isabela's part*

All the boys: * goes as high pitch as possible* HE. TOLD. ME. THAT. THE. LIFE. OF. MY. DREAMS.

Mr. S; it's the effort that counts-

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Me: * generally confused on why we don't talk about Bruno since I haven't seen Encanto yet*

Mr. J; you haven't seen ENCANTO YET?!?

Me: no-

Mr. J: * disappointed sigh*

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* playing Harry Potter uno*

M: wait we have to say like a quote from the character?

Me: ig

C: oh god ok.

M: * lays down a blue Dumbledore* HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE-

C: * lays down a blue Ron* bloody hell Harry.

Me: * lays down a blue dementor * ummm... insert soul sucking noises.

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D: cmon swear.

A: CMON JUST SAY F-CK

Everyone at the table: swear, swear, swear, swear-

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T: we must sacrifice a child and I volunteer myself.

M: T no.

T2: T YES

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T ( there are too many people with names that start with T in my school-): * has hood up but his ears on the outside of his hood:

Mr. B: I don't understand how does that not annoy your ears?

T: * goes to the bathroom after a while*

Mr. B: * does the hood thing that T did* it's so uncomfortable.

S: ngl you kind of look like a monkey

Mr. B: thank you

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 27, 2022 ⏰

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