Celebrity Heartbreak Girls || 5 Seconds of Summer

Lies and Laughter

"I have never met a bigger bitch than Bella." Nia said, whilst falling on top of Shay, who was sitting on the couch.

"You met Shay." Laur responded.

"Haha, real funny." Shay retorted, whilst pushing Nia off of her.

"Ash said she smelled weird, he got a whiff when she walked past." Nia said, letting out a laugh.

"Mike said she looked like a bird." Shay replied.

"She looks more like a thumb." Laur said, trying not to laugh.

"No, she looks more like a toe." Nia responded.

"Speaking of toes, what's with Ash not wearing shoes like ever?" Shay questioned.

"He just doesn't like shoes." Nia said, shrugging.

"And I don't like seeing his fucking dogs all the time." Shay shot back.

"Honestly Nia." Laur started. "How do you even manage to be in a relationship with someone who never wears shoes?"

Nia laughed at their comments. "Oh come on. He is genuinely perfect. Don't be jealous." She teased.

Shay fake gagged in response.

"If he was perfect, he would wear shoes." Laur stated.

Nia threw a pillow at her head.

"How did you guys even meet?" Shay asked in a bored tone.

"Don't pretend you're not curious. You're better than that." Laur said.

"It was the cutest thing." Nia gushed. "I was having an incredibly shit day, so I decided to go to the library, naturally."

"Obviously." Laur interjected.

Nia had a smile on her face whilst recounting the story. "So, there I was reading a book and obviously completely lost in it when Ash approached me."

Laur quickly glanced at Shay who mouthed, gross.

"And then we just sat in that library talking for like hours. And eventually he asked me out. And I obviously said yes." Nia said, ending her story.

"That is so," Shay said, leaving a small pause. "You."

Nia grinned at her. "Thank you. Now it's your turn. How did you meet the guys?"

"Laur and Mike are both idiots." Shay stated.

"We are not. We're just both fashionable." Laur defended.

"I feel like I'm missing something." Nia said, furrowing her brows.

"Long story short, I met Mikey at Coachella and Shay met Cal when we went bowling." Laur explained.

"So did you and Mike get close when y'all went bowling?" Nia asked Laur.

"No but she got close with Cal." Shay said, rolling her eyes.

"Wait what?" Nia said confused.

"Yeah Laur and Cal had a little fling." Shay replied.

"No we didn't. You and Mike, however." Laur retorted, widening her eyes.

"Oh please, at least we weren't dry humping each other like you and Calum." Shay snapped back.

"You what?!" Nia yelled, shocked about the new information that was being revealed.

"At least I didn't suck his dick right next to you." Laur replied.

"Oh please, as if Calum didn't secretly love that." Shay smirked.

"You and Mikey still practically eye fuck each other everytime he's around." Laur sneered.

"At least I didn't actually fuck him and get pregnant with his child unlike you and Calum." Shay said through gritted teeth.

"Laur you what?!" Nia screamed.

Shay and Laur simultaneously burst into laughter, leaving Nia even more confused.

"What just happened?" Nia asked.

"Yeah, no Laur and Cal never happened." Shay stated, leaning back on the couch.

"And neither did Shay and Mike. He wouldn't survive that." Laur said.

"I hate you guys. That literally wasn't funny." Nia pouted.

"It really was." Shay giggled.

"Hey, Laur. Did you know I caught Shay and Cal almost making out?" Nia stated.

Laur laughed at her. "Yeah? They are my best friends, obviously they told me." she stated, narrowing her eyes slightly.

"But good to know you'd abuse this information, Nia." Shay said, obviously not pleased with her friend.

"Oh please, everyone knows he wants to stick his tongue down your throat." Nia teased.

"Go fuck yourself." Shay laughed.