I.C (Like an ice cream cone? Yeah... Sorry-) = y/n
Cone = lover/love interest)
Macy = antagonist
I.C gained control on a counter with the realization that a cone can have coherent thoughts of a human scared the inanimate object so much they fell over, off the table they once rested on.
"what. How did that cone fall off??????" Macy(the antagonist because yes, the main love interest has to chose because a cone or a human) looked quite shooken up.
"Haha, like my name, anyway, probably someone walking a little to hard or something" Cone...... 'God they're hot' the cone thinks once again 'with they're >Error entity cannot produce //=base_1; \\#Base_4< and >ERROR functions //gender%0; //defined_Organs=body are not in use, try again later< ahhhhhhhhhh!'
The cone soon started rolling towards Cone's shoes
"AYO- WHAT IN-" Cone was soon dragged away from the now very angry cone.
~~~ blah blah plot development they kiss, macy is dead (2 buried, none found) owoOOOoOoooOooO gender sucks, im tired, police suck and so does the government, fight the gods. Time skip baby!!!!~~~
"god, I.C you are the hottest cone ever." Cone said said with so much Serenity(idk what that means but okay!) That it made I.C blush despite not having a face, or the internal organs to do so, but as i said before. Fight the gods this is my book. And so with all the courage and will power I.C summons a mouth
"Woah, what."
"Cone! I have loved you ever since i saw you in that damp musty crusty basement you call home under your parents house, so if you will, will you marry me?" I.C said despite everything, and yet...
"Oh I.C., I do love you, its true, just,inlove with Macy......" Cone said with a guilty look on their face
"Oh, well then... You heard it here folks! Love is dead, and the author hates this so much they want to delete this and go to bed so they can ignore their problems, but noooooooooooooooooooo, they have to stay up till 4 am to finish doing stuff they hate, so they procrastinate with this book." I.C said ignoring... Well everything.
"Wait wha-"
THAT'S IT. WE ARE DONE HERE. I SAID IT WAS CRACK, SO IT WAS CRACK. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SimplyJustChaotic
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Cone x Reader
Romanceare you tired of gender? try cone today! •no organs •no chest •no skin •no face •no gender! your literally just a cone! or where i get tired of male!reader this, female! reader that, nonbinary!reader who, So i present cone!reader where you can pret...
