Gravity Falls/Dr. Facilier
Tricks of the Other Kind
🌲Dipper: Bill, what are you doing here? We've got enough trouble as it is. C'mon Mabel, we don't need to deal with this guy. All he has are useless deals-
🔺Bill: Don't you disrespect me, little
boy.
Don't you derogate or deride.
You're in my world now, not
your world.
And I've got tricks of the
other kind.
?Chorus: He's got tricks of the other
kind.
/\ Bill: (That's an echo, lady and gentleman, just a trick of the mind scape. Don't worry.)
🔺Bill: Sit down at my table
Set your minds at ease.
If you relax,
It will enable me
To do anything I please.
I can read your future.
Change it round some, too
I look deep into your soul and
mind
/\Bill : ( You do have a mind, don't you Pine Tree?)
🔺Bill: Make your wildest dreams
come true
I got voodoo,
I got deer teeth,
I got deals that haven't been
made!
And I got tricks of the other
kind
?Chorus: He's got tricks of the other
kind
🔺Bill: The mind, the mind,
The mind will tell
The past, the present,
And your thoughts as well.
The mind, the mind,
Just let me take a peek.
Take a little trip into your
subconscious with me.
🔺Bill: Now you, Shooting Star,
Are so at peace,
You've spent your summer
happily.
/\ Bill: (I had a pretty great summer, myself, I WENT TO DISNEYWORLD!)
🔺Bill: Your lifestyle's high,
But your morale's low.
You need to date a man
whose adoration shows.
/\ Bill: ( Had a rough lovelife this summer, huh?)
🌠Mabel: (Shut up, Bill! It's not like you have any relationship going on right now!!)
/\ Bill: (..........Touché.) *snaps fingers* *Mabel has a zipper over her mouth*
🌠Mabel: (WAAAAAUGH!!)
🔺Bill: It's the filter, it's the filter,
It's the filter you need,
Because no man wants a girl
who speaks so freely
🌠Mabel: *glares at Bill, and slams head on table repeatedly*
🔺Bill: On you, Pine Tree,
I don't want to waste
much time,
YOU'VE BEEN A PAIN IN MY
NECK THIS ENTIRE TIME!!
You ruined my deal with
Gideon,
Messing with Stan,
And my whole plan.
And right now.......
YOU'RE THINKING BAD
THINGS ABOUT ME!!
(Can't blame you, though)
📕Twins: (laugh)
🔺Bill: But in your future,
The you I see,
Is someone who's found
everything he's wanted to
see.
🔺Bill: Shake my hand.
Come on, kids,
Won't you shake
this shadow of a man's
hand?
📕Twins: *look at each other, then Bill* (No. Absolutely not.)
/\ Bill : (.........Welp, too bad!!) *forcefully shakes their hands*
📕Twins: (NO!!!!)
🔺Bill: Can you feel it?
You're changing, you're
changing,
You're changing, all right.
I hope you're satisfied.
But if you ain't,
Ya can't blame me,
You just fell victim to my
tricks
Of the other kind!
?Chorus: *now it's your turn! Scream
at the top of your lungs:*
BUY MORE KEYCHAINS!!
THERE ARE NO REFUNDS!!!!
🔺Bill: Remember children, I'll be
watching yooouuuuuuuu!!
(A/N: *squeals* I loved doing this-it was so fun!!!! Ok, I gotta thank my sis for helping me with this. Also, thank you for reading this! But please, please, please, wishing on Evangeline, please comment. If you do I might post more similar to this. Also, I do know that someone else made something like this on YouTube, but I swear that I had no idea about it. I just ate too much sugar one night and watched that Disney movie with my sister.
Thank you for reading! See y'all next time!
Bill: *inhales*
Me: No, NO, BILL GET OUTTA HERE!! IM NOT MAKING ANY DEALS!!
Bill: Even to get comments??
Me: ....... Please, reader, prove Bill wrong......)
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Gravity Falls/Dr. Facilier
RandomWell, I was watching Princess and the Frog, and I came up with this. .......It just fits so perfectly!!! You'll have to read to understand. Gravity Falls©Alex Hirsch The song....... Whoever it belongs to.
