Skeppy's pov:
Halloween was just around the corner and bad wanted to meet up and go trick or treating.
So ofc like a best friend I am I said yes, if I'm being honest I was excited and couldn't wait. But what was I going to wear?.
I thought about the maid outfit. Nah what about I dress like dream? Nahhhh what about I dress like up as badboyhalo? Hm.. no I'm to TALL for that.
Cause you all know I'm obviously taller than that muffin head. What if I just put some random thing I find and wear it??
I herd my phone go off. I pull my phone out of my pocket and turn it on. It was a notification from bad.
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Baldboyhalo
Baldboyhalo: Skeppy I can't buy a costume all the stores are closed cause of people stealing things and I was wondering if you could get me a costume or just something to wear←
Me: Okay bnt does it mater waht it is??
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aldboyhalo: No it doesn't matter, also thxs←
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And just like that I turned my phone of and slipped it back into my pocket. I got up off my bed and opened my drawers and got dressed.
I combed my hair and put deodorant and cologne on. I opened my bedroom door.
I grabbed my keys put my shoes on walked out the front door and opened my car door, I climbed in shut the door started my car and I was off.
An hour later.
I made it to a store that had Halloween stuff everything at the other stores was selled out, it's annoying.
I got out of my car and locked it, it was going for 9:00, it was chilly and windy. I pulled my hood up, I was wearing a blue hoodie of course why wouldn't I be?
My merch is the best, well it's better then George's merch That fuck tard. Him and dream are probably making out right now.
Anyways I walk into the store and I was greeted by a fake skeleton at the door, it moved it hands back and forth and said "Happy Halloween!!".
I walked past it and pushed it, it fell to the ground and went across the floor. "Happy Halloween my ass" I said, "aggressive much.." a women said as she stared at me from an aisle crosser her arms.
"If you don't shut your fucking mouth you will be the next one half way across the floor." I said, he 5 year old hugged the women's leg and cried.
The women gasped and quickly walked away. I was pissed off cause It took 2 hours to get here.
I grabbed a basket and walked around for a bit looking for the FUCKING COSTUME AISLE.
I found it, I saw scream costumes very basic, there was Harley Quinn yeah no, there was a skeleton body suit yeah that's to tight.
There was a lot but then I walked over to this one section, there was masks and fake bats and guns.
The masks glowed, there was X's for eyes and the mouths were unique, there was this one that got my attention.
It was a black mask that glowed blue and it had its tongue out my my Minecraft Avatar.
I grabbed it and put it in the basket. I saw a green,pink,blue,red,yellow,orange,purple, basically every color.
I grabbed the red one it had a smile on it and horns. I thought that just something simple will be nice.
I turned around to the fake bats and guns, I grabbed a fake PLASTIC gun for bad, and well. I have my own bat at home, only thing is it's real.
But ehhhh I don't think that the kids parent won't mind their children in the hospital with busted bloody head.
I put the fake gun in the basket, I walked over to the clothes aisle.
"What if I show up in a crop top..?" I said to myself. "Eh" i will do that another day.
I walked over to the army?? Aisle?? Or like well I'm not sure they had like bullet proof vests and coats and tons of other stuff.
I thought it would be funny if bad looked like we was just coming out from an apocalypse.
I picked him up a coat that was his size don't ask me why I know what sized clothes he has its not like I drove 5 hours to go to his house just to break in and steal his hoodie then drive back to my place put it on and sleep with it no that's not what I did.
COUGH COUGH ANYWAYS..-
I walked to the front of the store I looked at the door then at the cashier then at the door then at the cashier.
"Yeah I'm not paying today maybe another time" I said to myself.
I walked out of the store and the things by the door started beeping. I walked faster unlocked my car crawled in.
I closed the door then looked down at what I was holding.
"Shiiiitttttttt..." I said as I threw my head down the horn and kept it there as the horn blasted.
I stole the fucking basket-
I lifted my head up and started my car I put the basket in the passenger seat.
I drove off AND IT TOOK ME ANOTHER 2 FUCKING HOURS JUST TO GET HOME. I'm going insane.
I made it home put the basket on my kitchen counter walked upstairs. it was literally 12:48 am.
I'm not even joking I screamed loud enough for my neighbors to hear. I went over to my dresser took my hoodie and jeans off.
I put bads- I MEAN A RANDOM BLACK AND RED HOODIE on, I was in my boxers and I did t care I lived alone so it didn't matter. I climbed into bed and then soon as I knew it I was out like a light.
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