Things from me:)

When you know you are lazy and internet obsessed when...

When do you really know that you are lazy? Is it when you wait until you are about to burst to go pee? Is it when you refuse to get the mail? All of these are just the beginning stages of laziness. You know you are officially an internet addicted lazy freak when:

- you won't even get up to get the potato chips.

- you have to use your one true inspiration just to motivate you just to go pee.

- when you yell across the house to get someone to come and get something from across the room for you.

- when your phone battery actually makes it to the red zone because you refused to get the charger.

If you related to any of these symptoms, you may be experiencing severe laziness syndrome. This is cause by fan-girling instead of taking care of regular responsibilities. I recommend seeing a psychologist immediately. If you refuse help, you may experience severe obsession with the internet which may lead to you refreshing your "inspirations" social media accounts just waiting for them to do something. I have already reached that point and I honestly think I have gone mad.