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Chapter Six

57 years later Chad and I have had 283789374891704 kids. And we have done the dirty 23982586998739187591634578139845959828849569 times. We had a beautiful wedding and the dead souls of my parents attended.

All i could think about was his long shlong that was so sausagy and funny. His nice little voice when he grunts during shmexy time. hahahahhaaaahahahahhaha

Im so cute and so quirky.

Vanessa did try to steal him but I karate bitch slapped her and beat her ass and ripped off her plastic weave.

Bye my sweet babies and thanks for reading my story <333333333!!!1!!11!1!!!!!11111111!1!!!!!!