The Deaf American Soldier

Character 1

BEEP BEEP BEEP CRUNCH VIBS THROUGH MY PILLOW
I groan, knowing I broke my fifth alarm clock again and I felt a very loud bang near my bed, making me yell WHAT THE HELL as I jolt up and at that progress, I hit Emily in the forehead. I groan what the hell is wrong with you Em as I rub my forehead and Em sign hey you told me that we can go and get you and me cars AG.
I said oh well get out so that I can get dressed and Em nod and left, shutting my door. I sigh and got up and put my ears on and put on army ripped skinny jeans and a black outside sports bra and my weapons and I slipped on my black leather jacket and zipped my jacket as I slip on my black leather boots. I threw my dyed black hair up in a messy braid, ah who cares. I grab my phone and left my room to find Em holding our two skateboards and I sigh and said hold on Em. I grab my skateboard and ran to the kitchen and grab an energy bar.

Now let me tell you who I'm. My name is AG and no I'm telling you my real name and I'm 24 years old, anyway we (me and emily) live together in a nice house in the country, why well, one: we are best friends, two: she was under my wing when she was 16 year old but since she is 22 years old, she is not anymore. Damn I need to shut my mouth before I run you guys to the death of boredom, back to the story people.

Em ran out of the house and I lock my door as I chuckle at her excitement today. We jump on our skateboards and left.
Time skip people.
We stop in front of my friend's used car shop and went inside. I saw a lot of used and old cars and yell YO MALIK GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE and we heard a girly scream and a bunch of crashes and silence. We heard a groan, making me chuckle while we jog to our left where it came from. We saw Malik laying on top of a bunch of old crap, holding his head. I roll my eyes and said really dude and he just glare at me and I mock surrender and retort hey it is not my idea that you decided to get scared and scream like a little girl. Malik roll his eyes and said shut up and help me up and I grab his hand and pull him up.

I said we are looking for two cars that is a semi truck and a Camaro and he nodded as he lead us to a Yellow Camaro with black racing stripes down the middle and a red semi truck with blue fire on it. Malik said these are the only two cars that you are talking about, sorry AG and I said it is ok right Em and Em squeal yes I call dibs on bumblebee and I chuckle and said he is yours as I walk to the semi truck and I said how does they both cost and Malik said none and I look at him in shock as I look inside of the semi truck and said wait what you are saying that I'm not going to pay you for them dude as I walk to Bumblebee. I pop his hood open and check with his engine.

I mumble everything seem to be fine here and got out of his hood's way before closing his hood and I said Em he is good baby sis and Em squeal, saying thank you AG and Malik and she half jog and half ran to Bumblebee and got in and start the car and said hey big sis as I pop the semi truck's hood and I said yes and she said can I test him for a drive and I said sure as longest you are careful and on the way home.

She said ok mom and I chuckle bye baby sis and she drove away. I grab a step stool and stand on it as I look at his engine, clearly in shock and I snapped out of my shocked state and whistle damn that's one good engine we have here as I check his engine and Malik said AG when you are finish, leave because the shop is about to close you bitch and I yell as I move away from his engine MALIK YOU ARE A DUMB ASS SO DON'T START as Malik ran to his car and speed out of the shop, screaming like a little girl. I mumble asshole as I close the semi truck's hood. I grab my skateboard and put it in the passages seat and got in and sigh as I start up the engine and mumble I going to name you Optimus and drove Optimus around town then to home.

Time skip people and like how many times I told you guys that I'm not telling you my name.
On the way to home, Optimus broke down, I groan oh come on as I slip my jacket off and threw at the passages seat and jump out. I pop his hood and look at his engine and saw his cap was a little too loose, I tighten his cap a little just as a car drove up in front of me and I cuss great not that asshole again. I close his hood and turn around to see Eddie and I said what now Eddie as I lean against Optimus driver door as Eddie walk and stop in front of Optimus. I saw him holding a knife and Eddie laugh and said not a hello babe and I roll my eyes and said not your babe and back off Eddie.

He laugh and said what you don't like me anymore and I said well do I don't or not as I pretend to think and said oh I know, I fucking hate you asshole so I suggest you get out before I kick your ass all the way to next year. Eddie chuckle and threw the knife at me but I grab its handle and threw it at the ground and Eddie lung forward and try to grab me by the neck but I dodged his move and grab him by the neck and I said want me to say it again hmm and I did a backflip, throwing Eddie towards his car and he landed on his hood hard.

I said now get the hell out of my life asshole as I grab Eddie's knife and threw it at him and it land right next to Eddie's head. He nodded his head yes as I got in my semi truck and I started up Optimus and drove him on the way to home as I watch everything goes by.