♡Lico x vamp x dark choco x rv oneshots♡

Vamps got a secret~ pt 2

Meanwhile what the others were doing when Vamp was at the bar...

"Hey Dark? You gonna eat?" asked rv
"I dont think i can, Licorice is sleeping on me and if I move a single mussel xes gonna wake up, xes like a cat" Dark Choco answered while stroking Licorices butterfly locs
"Bru- am I going to eat alone now-" Rv said with an unamused face
"Seems like it, Licorice has to sleep since he hasn't had ANY sleep in almost a week just so he can study and 'impress' Dark Enchantresses Cookie"
"Wait- why did we join the cod again?"
"uhhh evil stuff I think"
"We should leave the cod- its kinda like- good for nothing?"
"What about my cursed sword."
"Break it"
"Are you dumb or are you dumb"
"But just like, snap it in half"
"You think I haven't tried that?"
"uhhhh no?"
"boi-"
"How about we use Strawberry crepes wafflebots"
"tried that too"
"Do what it want's and maybe it will leave you alone?"
"I already joined the Cod and killed many cookies. Including my dad."
"oh right I forgot about that"

Suddenly a very gay man speaks

"Can you guys shut upp, im trying to sleeep"
"..."
".."
"You woke him."
"you woke xem."
"You both woke me up. So shut up and im going to my room, bye"

The very gay man walks to his bedroom and almost trips going up the stairs

"so what were we talking about again?"
"you were trying to find ways for me to break my sword"
"oh yeah right. Yknow, you can just leave it, just leave it somewhere far just like how you did on ep 13"
"did you just- break the 4th wall"
"I have no idea what your talking about"

(i forgot to mention but the gay people have 2 cats, one is a black cat named Lola and the other one is a brown goldish cat named Cyrus)

After dark choco and rv argued about the 4th wall they ate dinner
And im not gonna show that since who wants to see them eat? (cough my bf definitely would like to see dark choco eat Cough cough)

2-3 hours later Vampire came back home

"I'm baaaaack! Wheres Licorice?"
Vampire asked like the gay man he is
"Lico went to Xyr room"
Dark choco answered, taking a slight glance at Rv
"Ah alright!"

Vampire went up the stairs to Licorices room and found Licorice studying magic again (mans needs a break from studying)

"Heey darling!"
Vampire spoke up almost startling Lico
"oh hey Vamp! How was it at the bar?"
"it was good, but i think that the others are onto me"
"huh? Why?"
"They had a suspicion on why i havent been going to the bar so much without a reason so they asked me, i told them im in a relationship with 3 cookies but they asked me who im dating"
"you didnt tell them tho, right?"
"yeah i didnt tell them, i would never"
"slay" (sorry i had to)
"also can you stop studyinggg i want to spend time sith youu"
"fine"

519 words! Sorry for the late post! I kinda forgot about this fic and ive been quite busy! And i am way to tired to read this entire thing before posting since i only got 3-4 hours of sleep