Me: Hey everybody! I'm so glad you are reading this. You see, the animatronics are getting antsy and-
Freddy: Hey! Bonnie stop touching my butt it's really weird!
Me: Guys I'm trying to-
Bonnie: Eww! We are both dudes! It's not like I'm doing it on purpose! The Marionette pushed me!
Me: Ok, stop we can-
Marionette: No I didn't! It was Chica she's so fat and is pushing me against-
Chica: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Toy Chica: Hey he's telling the tru-
Me: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!
Everybody: ...
Me: THANK YOU. Jesus Christ you guys are worse than my three brothers fighting over the last slice of chocolate cake. Seriously...
Mangle: I WANT CAKE!
Me: That's great now shut up.
Mangle: :(
Me: ANYWAYS the animatronics want to help give advice on life to people. They have been getting bored lately and well... you can see what's been going on. Anyway, please comment on what you need advice on and if I don't-
Foxy: *clears throat*
Me: -we don't respond it's nothing against you, we just didn't get your comment. Thanks a bunch! And remember to follow and com-
Toy Freddy: Hey, anyone want some cake?
Everyone: CAKE!!! *jump attacks Toy Freddy*
Me: Please hurry! GUYS! WHAT THE FRACK IS WRONG WITH YOU GET IF HIM!! HEY! THAT WAS MY FACE! OH, YOUR GETTING IT NOW!!
Bonnie: Ok stop reading now.
Toy Bonnie: Ya just go comment already.
Golden Freddy: Ohhhhhh the sassssss. But really, go.
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Life Advice From the Animatronics
FanfictionAll you guys looking for life advice? Well you have come to the right place! If you ask a question about something you need advice on, the animatronics will answer. I'll try my hardest to keep them in check, but sometimes things can get out of hand...
