Name, why do I have to tell you, your not supposed to know, hobby, not in the mood to share, crush, don't have any{don't think about anything, no not even the one your thinking in your GODDAMN MIND, do not THINK} born single-die single. Friends nope.
So what happened was, i was listening to music, and I died......That's what happened. Totally not a frickin-plane crashed in front of my whole goddamn, beautiful, holy body.
I questioned to that pilot. Did it have to be me. Like ok TRUCK-KUN that's bloody fine.yup totally fine being crushed my a truck.But a PLANE c'mon have MERCY on me like WHaaaaa-
So now present, I'm talking to the MIGHT- HOLY, THE G.O.A.T, god.
God: I gave you 5 minutes to share your boring, uneventful life to the spectators, are you done.
Me: Yes
God{G}: So you died, i crashed that plane to your body cause your boring. Now time for you to go to hel-*COUGH-COUGH, IM HAVING A STROKE, WAIT A MIN* After an internity. Ok your gonna be , nevermind, im gonna use a wheel to decide your fate
Me{M}: WaIt, waHt, hold up SECOND HERE, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO USE A WHEEL TO DECIDE MY FATE, YOU OLDDDDDDDDDD MAN
G:*Shuts his mouth by ABRA-CADABRA-magic* ok lets see
Wheel: REINCARNATION, shut up or I'm gonna decide your Fate GODDD AHAHAHAHA ABUSING THE POWER MUHAHAH--------
M: 0_0...0-0..(mind; Did that thing talk)
G: So, gonna go to naruto world, be a uchiha, be evil, yea...thats pretty much your whole life there, goodbye.
M: WAITT*GET SUCKED IN A BLACK HOLE*
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The Lonely One {Uchiha}
FanfictionNothing Ever Goes As Panned In This Accursed World, EH? NARUTO--! ~United To Stand Against One~
