{ Better Than You }
(Everyone is in the classroom, where there is chaos)
(Paper airplanes fly around the classroom)
In the middle of all the chaos:
Tori: I have the shortest pencil!
Tsukasa: No, I have the shortest pencil!
Tori: *snaps his pencil in half* Now I have the shortest pencil!
Tsukasa: *snaps a small chunk of pencil off* No! I still have the shortest pencil!
Tori: *tries to snap his pencil into smaller pieces* Nghh now I-
(The pencil flies across the classroom and hits the teacher)
Teacher (Jin): Now who's throwin pencils huh?
Natsume: (mutters) Those two bickering like kindergarten kids again...
Tsumugi: We sometimes argue like that too, you know, it's actually kinda funny :D
Natsume: *smacks Tsumugi's face with a textbook* StaHP *death glare*
Tsumugi: *sweats nervously* O-ok
(Teacher leaves the classroom)
(Suddenly, out of nowhere)
Tori: IM DA RICHEST PERSON HERE
Tsukasa: NO IM DA RICHEST PERSON HERE
Hiyori: You both aren't. I am. *dramatic pose*
Eichi: I'd rather not argue about this topic, since I am actually the richest one.
Hokuto: Watch your mouth. You don't fully know your opponents.
Subaru: Wash your mouth? Does Eichi's breath smell?
Eichi: *spooky smile, scary background*
Subaru: Ehh heh heh I uh- gotta go to the bathroom. Be right back! And uh, Eichi I think your breath smells like fruit tea and I'm guessing you drank it this morning and uh bye-
Eichi: *chuckles* Well well what an interesting kid he is.
Hokuto: *sighs* He's an idiot.
(Tori, Tsukasa and Hiyori still arguing in the background)
Hiyori: I don't know what you're talking about, but I am the actual richest person here.
Tori: Don't be silly, it's me!
Tsukasa: You're all wrong! I am!
Tori: Well then, you don't have the cutest dog do you? Cuz I do.
Hiyori: Bloody Mary is way cuter than King!
Tsukasa: No fair! You two have dogs and I don't!
Koga: Talkin about dogs huh? Count me in!
Subaru: Me too!
Hokuto: Gah! Since when were you back, Subaru?
Subaru: Hm one second ago.
Leo: It was actually 6 seconds ago.
Hokuto: You were counting!?!
Leo: Why not?
Hokuto: *groans*
Tsukasa: Don't mind him, he's silly.
Leo: I am not silly! I am a genius!
Tsukasa: Yeah yeah genius, just sit down and do your stuff.
Leo: I am.
Tsukasa: Then why are you still standing.
Leo: *sits down* No I'm not!
Tsukasa: Cheating!
(Leo and Tsukasa arguing in the background)
Koga: Leon is the cutest dog ever, he's a corgi!
Subaru: Nuh-uh! Daikichi is the cutest! Have you even seen him?
Koga: Yes Subaru we walk our dogs together.
Subaru: Oh riiight. *pauses* But they haven't seen him have they? *points to Tori and Hiyori*
Tori and Hiyori: We have! We all walk our dogs together!
Subaru: Ah yes. Right.
Hokuto: *groans*
Subaru: Hokke? You're not in this conversation are you?
Hokuto: Nope, and I'm glad I'm not.
