joker eyes batman across the room, as he sits his plump and shiny rear end down. Batman bats his eyes and jokers direction. they just put their ugly ass orphan son to bed (robin I hate you kys.) alphred died while shitting his diaper cause he's so old. joker is in heat, and approaches batty woo and begins....to speak "I hate blacks KILL THEM!!!! NIGGERWSS!!!!! but thankfully, your a cracker ;)" as the joker leans in for a smooch. Batman literally is about to die from shock because of the roller coaster that just fucking happened but that would give him ptsd from his parents :sob: (why is this reminding me of when I watched adam give robert a lapdance) batman turns away in denial, he loves the joker; but he must not kiss him as he has sworn to marry the RIDDLER (die riddler) "whats wrong honey pookie!!" the joker cries "I got misgendered today..." batman sighs as he looks to the left "youre a real boy bruce!! NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY!!!" he aggessivly kisses his cheek. Batman wiped off the kiss "YOUR BREATH STINKS JOKER....YOU ATE DOODOO OR SUM." "BUT BABE-" joker wails "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STANK ASS BITCH" batman says while slapping joker with enough force to throw joker across the room "youre so hot omg" joker says literally with brain truama how the shit your cartoon ass stil woke
