Pixel woke up to Sonic knocking. She got changed and went to see him.
"Hey Sonic, I'm ready!"
"Great! What are you gonna eat today?" The two started going down as they talked.
"Hmm... Not sure, maybe another sandwich."
"Oh, you just love them don't you?"
"Absolutely!"
"And what about cake?"
"They're pretty when decorated, but I can't eat one because it would be slight cannibalism. And also because I vowed to never eat one, so there's that." Sonic looked shocked.
"Cannibalism?!"
"I'm part cake. My heart and my bones are cake."
"So, does that give you a water weakness?"
"Slightly. If anything gets soggy I'd probably need to have another one baked. Until then I'd be considered dead. But not to worry, I used a float to travel in the Aqua Dimension."
"Can you swim?"
"No, you?"
"Nah, I can't swim. Everyone else in my world can, I just can't. It bothers me. How does an edge lord version of me that uses guns get to swim when I can't?"
"Ah, that sucks. Anyways, ready for lunch?"
"Yeah, which table will you sit at?"
"What tables are there?"
"Oh, I have a map for that. Nobody really claimed anything, they just always sit there." He shows her a bit of paper.
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"So why do some people not show up? Like Pac-Man and Game and Watch?" Asked Pixel.
"They eat at their stages. Except Game and Watch because he doesn't eat. Some do it for privacy, some do it because it's loud, and a few other things." Responded Sonic.
"Oh, that makes sense. So which table do you sit at?"
"I sit with the non humans! I can't be bothered sitting with the heroes, it's kinda boring over there. Only Pikachu stays, the rest of the Pokémon go to Pokémon Stadium, Pokémon Trainer included. It's nice to have Pikachu, but Greninja and Lucario are really cool."
"I never knew you felt that way, Sonic." The two turned and saw Greninja.
"Oh hey 'Ninja! Where's Lucario?"
"Pokémon Stadium. And I'm just about to go there too."
"Oh, have fun!" Greninja nodded, turned into a log, and left. Sonic groaned."See what I mean? So interesting, but he has a grudge against me."
"Why?"
"Because I beat him in a race he tried hard in. Not my fault he didn't believe me. So where will you eat?" Asked Sonic.
"Can I go with you?"
"Yeah, of course! Us non humans are cool!" He grabbed her hand and took her inside. He ordered a chilli dog and a sandwich super fast, ran back and gave her the sandwich. She almost went flying because of how fast he was.
"So which table is non humans?"
"The one at the back. Seems like we're a little early today, as nobody's here yet. Gotta love being fast!" He sat down at the table, Pixel following.
"What time even is it?" She asked.
"About 7:01."
"Wow, we're very early."
"Yeah! I mean, the faster the better right?"
"Absolutely! Fast is better than slow, always be ready for action!"
"I love the mind set, kid!" Said a voice. They turned and saw Fox.
"Oh hey Fox! This is Pixel." He shook her hand.
"Fox McCloud. Nice to meet you."
"Pixel... I think my last names are Dessert De La Sweet Bonbon." Fox nodded and sat down. He had a tray of chicken."I'm gonna stargaze later. Do either of you want to come with me?" Asked Fox.
"Sure, I have nothing better to do." Replied Sonic, who had already devoured his chilli dog.
"What's a star?" Asked Pixel. In Pixel's Cake Quest, there was no schools. So consider her pretty dumb. Most of her intelligence was coded, she didn't know much other than English.
"It's a bright glowing thing in the sky." Sonic tried explaining.
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