10 cheesiest pickup lines :-
#1 Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
#2 Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.
#3 If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
#4 Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
#5 It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.
#6 Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
#7 Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
#8 That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
#9 I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
#10 You're like my own personal brand of heroin.
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