1. Dad: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL
Me: Why is that funny?
Dad: It's not funny David! What do you mean?
Me: Dad LOL means laughing out loud!
Dad: Oh my goodness!! I sent that to everyone I thought it means lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh god.
2. Me: Dad I got suspended from school.
Dad: WTF!! YOU'RE GROUNDED WHAT DID YOU DO?
Me: Well I was in class and we had this anti-bullying person coming in to teach
us, and she goes " sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never
hurt me.
Dad: AND!?!?!
Me: So I threw a dictionary at her head.
Dad: You. Son. Are. Officially. Grounded.
3. Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked,and we are going to get you a car next month.
Me: U are?? OMG thank you.
Mom: No were not just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.
Me: That was cruel. -_-
4. DarthVader: Luke I am your father.
Me: Seriously? That joke's old. -__- Btw, Who is this? Someone hacked into
my phone and changed all the names.
DarthVader: Seriously i am your father mom wants you to come home.
Me: Did you just seriously hack into my phone yesterday to change your name
to 'DarthVader' Just to say that?
DarthVader: Yeah.
Me: Sometimes I hate my name.
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Funny Jokes, Quotes, Sayings and Texts.
HumorJust a random amount of funny stuff for the entertainment of everyone..... I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE WITH ANYTHING IN HERE. Just thought this would be fun to make.
