spiderman x shaggy

clock theft

otto octavius, nobody likes him at all. he screams at rndom people for no reason, acts like a gremlin, brakes into peoples houses and steals their things, he doesnt sell them for money he jsut likes doing it, he even steals from firends, btu they only keep him there becasue theyre friendless (you have NO BITCHES, you have NO FRIENDS, and you have no FAMILY, L) he stole things especially from curt connors (lizard man/boy), they wrer best friends (mainly one sided realtionship) and he left little dead cockroaches as gifts because he liekd him that much.

one day he stlumebd on to curts house again, he didnt udnerstand why the roof had a huge ass hole in it but he didnt really care and jsut went in (and if you are wondering, yesthe ho0le was 10x times bigweer that yo mma xdddddddddd) he says ''weādjs''''''''''ē,,, h elos ?/? si aytu one hter??'' but nobody answered, he jsut assumed curt wasnt hoem and he started looking around for things to take, then he notices his phone is on the ground abit cracked and he takes it, he leaves a little dead cockroauch inside of his fridhe and breaks through one of the windows to get away even though the door was fuckign wide open and he went through it before.

 He goes to sit inside a bush and goes through curts phone, hedidnt have a password so it was easy to get in (stupdi fuckign idiot brung (not amongla swag) he started looking thrhough his ph0tis and vidjeos and there were so many thirst traps of curt he got a boner(who kenw a lameass scientist had it in him :lips bite*)

but quickly he went from being jard to being shcoekf, he saw a vidoe of curt as alizard in the air with spiderman, exeot he was unamskrd??!!!!! (holy crap lois i cannot bel) one of his rnemies got unmasked WWWWWW. he had to do something with this.

shaggay was walking his pet forg with peter amd scooby (dooby doo) they were going to set up a little picnic and on their way they were talking abo t breaking bad and the part where walter starts breaking the bad (idk i havent watched it)

then suddently a mid looking woman bumps into peter and quickly says "jinkies im sorry i didn see whrr ei wa dgoing" shaggy and scooby internally goes sicko mode and both say in unison "VELMA???!#!+_(_)", she replies "SCOOBY,, SCHAGGY,, OMG JINKIE S?!!?" they both hug. velma is one of shaggys and scoobys old friends, they didnt talk in a long time and suddently they just see eachother now (how even 🤯🤯 :screaming_face:)

shaggeth asks: "wjat ru doing here?? last time i heard you were going to war in Afghanistan man."

velma repsonds: "i was but then i decided to move here because war is cringe tbh"

peter says: ''epic moment w h                         e                                                        ''

velma asks: ''who are you??''

scooby says: '' ris is raggys royfrend rehehe, res alsro spi-'' scooby (d quickly gets his mouth covered by peter as he almost gave out his secret identity 

velma: '' jlay, so where are you guys heading to??!!''

shaggy says: ''well were going to have a picnic xd''

they arrive at their ddesticntion and sit on the concrete ground next to some bushes, they grab out food and start munching (it means they are eat ing)

tyhe food they are having (eat

scoobre feels abit bruh so he goes to the bushes to take an absolutely putrid fat shit, but when he goes to the other sideo fthe bush he sees oto covered in sweatt, salliva, and cum, he had stayed there a little looking through curts thrist traps and jerking off to them before doing soemthing with the video. he panics and quickly gets up whilst scolding scooby.

shaggy, peter, and velma imedietly look at otto in confusion, peter starts feeling stressed since he thought he got rid of otto for good when he drowned him in that river. otto looks at peter and laughs (like how i laugh when i start setting your fatehr on fire so i can be with your mother forever (she asked me to do it btw)

otto says: ''hello spidey''
shaggy and peter start panicing but velma asks: ''are you on some hood shit? that is not spiderman''

otto replies: ''bruh'' and shows everyone the video

vemla is in total disbelief then ffuckign faints, and scooby cant express how he feels because hes taking a morbidly huge shit, peter asks: ''hhhhhhhow even- how do you have that video??? shaggy blasted curt to space!''  shaggy realises his goofy ahhness and facepalms: '' i think curt mightve not had his phone with him when i destroyed him.'' (oh my god bro oh hell naw man waht the fuck man who invited this kid get yo ass out here) otto grinned at first but he got very concerned when he found out curt was gone, he screeched and quickly got away.

peter wanted to web at him but they were in public and it wouldve been too risky. 
shaggy was so close to loosing it, he says: ''like, guys, i dont think i can go super saiyan anymore, the ritual i use is being charged monthly for 787786 5 5 7578789 9 09 7777778 7 8787432 dollar now ''

everyone exlaims: '' anti bazinga :(((((((''
and they run home while dragging vemla across the floor (she still faint)