Iggy The Tentacle King

Intro

I sat there, patiently awaiting my next kill... the were-cen-boat. It was destined that the S.S. McCluckClock was going to be sailing these seas tonight, the night of the cen-moon, the night all the cen-transport awaken.. the only night I can eat. I put my tentacle with my puppet above the water and start the loop of 'Black Widow' my most famous song for my human form. I start to reminisce the start of this...

I was sat there happily suckling my mothers tentacle, drinking her juice was so important...and tasty. Suddenly, my father crashed into the water around us and slid his tentacles around my mother, dragging her away.Seemingly unaware of me not with her, but in all the confusion and commotion I let go. He mumbled something into my mothers ear, I couldnt hear all of it, or understand the words I did hear much, the words I heard were; 'king' and 'dead'. I had heard enough. I went behind the closest rock I could find and hid. A few moments later the tentacle king arrived. I watched sadly as he ripped my parents limbs off and slowly ate them in front of their very eyes. I swam off as quickly as possible, I needed to escape. As I swam, trying to decide where to go for safety, I started pondering. I decided I would have to get my revenge. I was going to grow up... hunt my own food, train for battle, all that grown up stuff. I was 20 years and had just watched my parents die, I needed to do this. I would grow... and fight. I was going to kill the tentacle king.

And that's where I am now, I had killed the tentacle king, making me the new one. My name is Iggy Izalea and I am the tentacle king (also the famous singer extraordinary for the human beings but who cares about those peasants?)