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Yes, it's BSD × Tensura. Guess who gets reincarnated?
Dazai gets reincarnated as Di...
These are my stats, and Great Wiseman announced it through my command with his robotic voice.
It's been like that ever since I became a human...
It's been 49 years since I've been stalking— I mean "Observing" the conqueror of flames, Shizue Izawa, as a human.
(A/N: 1 year before canon)
Being back as a human is a bit challenging...
They need IDs to enter cities and all, thus I became an Adventurer...
And honestly, there are only two things that I found intriguing throughout my journey...
Books, and food.
Humans can make some weird books and food. I don't know if it was an otherworlder, but why do porn mags exist in this era? It makes no sense.
Ah, I don't forget to visit Veldora every month. We've built up some casual relationship... Maybe. If only he'd stop acting like a chuuni, being a tsundere dragon he is, seriously hurts my eyes when I tried to hold a conversation.
But other than that, I'm starving.
Currently, we're in the kingdom of Ingrassia. I stayed for a few days just to eat some food and laze around all day.
In reality, I came here just so that I could observe that Shizue Izawa... She's been going to the Freedom's guild frequently these days.
And coming up with an Identity myself is quite tasking.
My current name is... Well, Osamu Dazai. My original name from my past life.
And... I'm a normal human being.
It's easier as I don't need to create new names now...
Well then, it seems like the conqueror of flames will stay in this town for at least a year, so I guess it's fine for me to go out a bit before following her once more.
*Chop* *Chop* *Chop* *Chop* *Chop* *Chop* That was me, chopping carrots and potatoes. I was trying to make a curry...
Even though there is no rice in this world. Hahaha, bread is good.
Yes, bread is good. Huh? What are you looking at? I'm happy with bread, you see?
Owie... The kitchen knife goes through my hand. I think I did it on reflex, I did stab myself on my limbs between my radius and ulna back when I was in my past life... Exactly the reason why I wore so many bandages around my body under my garments before.
(A/N: Biology people, biology.)
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