Cody was watching some more TV in the living room of Blitzo's and Loona's apartment. He was waiting and waiting for Blitzo to come back with a proper swimsuit for him to wear to he with Loona and his other new friends.
"Sorry if this is taking a while, kid." Loona sighed. "Blitz will be here soon."
"That's ok, Loona, it's been ten minutes anyway." Cody said. I wish Tommy and Celeste were here, but they're probably busy right now. Couples like them prefer to be by themselves from what I've heard."
"Heh, true that." Loona looked at her phone. the doorbell rang and Loona sighed before going to answer it. "Yeah? who is it?" she asked in a monotonous voice. She looked down and she had an expression of disdain. "Ugh, what a pleasant surprise." she sarcastically remarked.
It was Moxxie in white swimming trunks and Millie in a yellow, one-piece swimsuit. "We're here!" Millie said.
"Where's Blitzo?" asked Moxxie. "I wanna try my new beach ball!"
"Relax you morons." Loona said. "The boss went to give Cody a swimsuit. He'll be back."
"Oh! alright then." Moxxie said. "Crumbs, I think my trunks are too tight."
"Really, Mox?" asked Loona. "By the looks of your body, you lost so much food in yourself."
The male imp looked red with anger. "Oh why don't you just... go kiss Vortex or something?"
That little remark upsetted Loona ajd growled. "You leave Vortex out of this, little twat!" she said.
"Hurt him and you'll be in for the fight of your life!" Millie threatened her.
"Bring it, bitch! bring it on!"
"Uhhh, guys?" Cody peeked over the couch, hearing the commotion. the three demons stopped their quarreling and looked at him. "Everything Ok?"
"Oh yeah, everything's fine, Cody." Moxxie said. "Just having a little... discussion, that's all."
"Little discussion, my ass." said Blitzo, coming into the apartment with a small bag. "I know arguing when I hear them, especially between these two sides. Need i remind you that we should behave ourselves around the kid here?"
"That's rich coming from you, Mr hypocritical." Loona pointed.
"What? what the fuck are you... Oh." he covered his mouth with his own hand. "I see your point. Sorry, Cody. this is Hell after all."
"No, it's ok, Blitzo. My big brother does that a couple of times."
"That wouldn't surprise me." Millie said.
"Did you get me a swimsuit?" Cody asked curiously
"Heck yeah I did!" Blitz sang. "Take a look at it, and try it on." He pulled out the bag containing the trunks and it was a red-colored pair with black skulls imprinted on it. Fitting since this was Hell.
Cody tried it on in the bathroom and took his shirt off. Turns out: it was a perfect fit for him. He liked it a good deal and it seemed to speak to him. He looked at himself in the mirror and liked it, and he was more than ready to take a dip in the pool.
He came out of the bathroom and revealed himself to the four demons. "It fits." he said. "How do I look?"
"Ooh! you just look so adorable!" Millie said. "I mean I can just eat you up in that swimwear, Cody!"
what she said made Cody's heart sank to his feet, making Millie realized what she just said
"Not really though! just an expression, sweetie." she hugged him to reassure him that she would never hurt him.
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Loona the Caretaker
General FictionOn Immediate Murder Professionals, Loona the Hellhound takes in a poor boy named Cody, who lost his parents during a tragic house-fire and Loona suddenly grows to care for the boy. PS, I don't know why there is no Helluva Boss in the cartoon categor...