Hilarious Short Stories

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These stories are completely MADE UP! These stories are very random. Enjoy! :) -Kierston&&Bailey.

                                                                                           The Amazing Hobo.

Once upon a time, there was a hobo named Bo.. Bo liked food. But, he couldn't afford it. So, in his spare time, he robbed McDonald's. He hid in a bush, waiting for the window to open, and when it did, he jumped in there and attacked the workers. He grabbed a spatula and started swinging it around, while his other hand grabbed fries and burgers. He ended up running away with little kids Happy Meals. He knew what he did was wrong. But he couldn't help himself. He thought the fries tasted like heaven. His mom was rich, but she wouldn't give him any money because he bought candy bars.

Bo had had enough. So he went on a psychotic rampage. He started robbing McDonalds all over the city in New York City. He even got online and asked kids if they wanted to buy Happy Meals at McDonalds.

But then Bo had an idea! He thought if he ran his own McDonalds, he could eat all the fries he wanted. So Bo got this BIG box, and wrote "Bo's McDonalds" on the front. He didn't have fresh fries. They were almost rotten. He wondered why people didn't come, they just past him and yelled, "FREAK!". Then one tragic day, it was raining, there was very big puddles around his box, then a Mustang was speeding into the puddle, then it splashed all over Bo's McDonalds. It was ruined.

Bo ended up getting struck by lightning and no one ever saw him again. BUT, they knew that Bo still hid in the bush waiting for the windows to open. :)

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