An OP Ninja in this Wonderful World!

26. Another Toad Hunt?

"Hello " - Talking
' ' - Thoughts
FIRE STYLE! - Megumin chant, Skill/Jutsu Activation / Speaker Announcement
Hello - Deep Voice / Menacing
* * - actions

HEY GUYS - Authors Note / 4th wall breaks

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-THE NEXT DAY-

It snows, stupid snows. all of our sofas, tables, chairs gone. Even the goddamn wood of the fireplace, gone.

Aqua: *sneezes* It's so cold. Someone please give me warmth.

Y/N: I'm sorry Aqua, I can't use a little fire jutsu here. I might burn the whole estate.

Aqua: I-It's alright Y/N at least you've cared.

Then suddenly Kazuma screamed that makes both of us jumped and looked at Kazuma in worry.

Y/N: What is it?

Kazuma: Don't you understand? Darkness went to Governor's mansion. She hasn't come back the whole night. *looks horrifyingly at Aqua* She is now...

Y/N: *murmur* I swear to Goddamn fucking Eris that if the ugly bastard takes away Darkness's precious. I'll cast him into my Genjutsu and burn him for 200 years or more!

Then Aqua and Kazuma screamed again realizing what could've happen to Darkness right now.

???: Nyaw...

Then the two both stopped screaming as we glanced at a cat being carried by Megumin.

Kazuma: Megumin? What's with the cat?

Megumin: It won't cause you any trouble.

Kazuma: You want to adopt it?

Aqua: Can I? * tries to pet the cat*

???: Nyaw! *scratches Aqua's hand*

Aqua: That hurts! Why is it fierce against me? What's wrong with the cat? That black-

Y/N: Let me try.

I offered my left hand at the cat's face and it automatically rubs it's head on my hand. It purrs and I increase my pats to it.

Y/N: Looks like it's friendly to me Aqua.

Aqua: To yours, Yes! But why I can't?

Y/N: Hmm... I think it's a fire cat, and your nature is water. So it contradicts to each other.

Kazuma: Oh! Good thinking Y/N!

Y/N: What name did you gave him Megumin?

Megumin: Chomusuke.

Y/N: Say what now?

Megumin: Chomusuke.

Y/N: *waves his hand* Hn. (Aight, not arguing about that)

Megumin: Eh? What are you two arguing about just now?

Kazuma: You sure looks calm. Darkness is now-

Megumin: I heard some rumors about that  governor too, and Y/N's reveal as a noble. *looked at me* I thought you were just joking about it.

Y/N: Believe me, his face is so precious I could picture it and laugh at it evertime.

Y/N: He's a pervet Megumin, that's why we're worried about Darkness.

Megumin exclaimed in horror as she was asking Kazuma about Darkness, but a voice through the door spoke and openly slams the door...

???: Satou Kazuma, Uchiha Y/N, are you here?