Him: Found my phone. It was under the sink lolol
Him: And don't ask how it got there
Her: How did it get there?? HMMM??
Him: Fuck you
Him: You little dipshit
Him: hit you
Him: Ughhh *cries violently*
Her: Aww poor baby. Don't cry you little turd
Her: Or I will let the monster under your bed get you
Him: "MOOOM! There's a mean lady in my room!"
Her: I'm not even in your room dumbass
Him: But you wish you were ;))
Him: Hehehehehehe
Him: *wink wink*
Her: You're disgusting
Her: You pig
Him: I bet you'd love to eat me ;3
Her: omf. I'm not talking to you you fucking perv
Him: Oh but you love my perviness
Him: I bet you find it hot ;)
Him: Do you find me hot Rosalie?
Him: Are you ignoring me??
Him: My sweet rosalie where art thou
Him: COME BAAAACK!
Him: *cries*
Him: Seriously lee come back I promise I'm not a perv anymore
Him: Skype?
Her: Hmmmmm.....
Her: Let me think
Her: Do I get something in return??
Him: ......i'll buy you a cookies and cream ice cream cone
Her: I'm listening
Him: .....and a frozen yoghurt too.
Her: and what would my froyo have?
Him: ....cheesecake, cookie dough, and extra oreos..
Her: Hmmm sounds good I'll take it
Him: choosy.
Her: sorry what was that?
Him: *coughs* nothing sweetheart
Her: thought so. Now skype
Him: Okay
