*In class*
Kia: Mr. Dooshit, I don't get it. Can you please explain it at a slower pace?
Mr. Dooshit: Kia you are literally a dipshit. It's so easy. If you don't understand get help after school. I'm physically and emotionally unavailable after class.
Kia: *cri* You so mean Dooshit!
Sean: I'm telling you guys, getting high is such a dope feeling, haha! You should try it! At least once!
Brent: Erm, I'm really fine Sean ... But you shouldn't get yourself involved. Marijuana can be a getaway drug. I don't wanna see anything happen to you.
Sean: Oh relax, would ya? Seaney Boy will be fine, heh!
Khandi: So cute! The bromance is real, haha! But I can't get myself involved in drugs. That would look so bad on Khandi's record!
Lindsay: Omg, record of what? Like a record player?
Brent: ... Remind me how Lindsay got into AP Biology?
Khandi: Boi Khandi has no idea ... I love her, but girl is as dumb as a rock!
Lindsay: Heeyyyy! I am not dumb! I can be smart! Like for instance, did you know that someone at school is pregnant? Haha yeah! Bet you didn't know that! Score one for Lindsay!
Khandi: Dumb blonde basic ass bitch say what now?
Sean: Woah woah woah, did I hear someone is preggers? Haha oh snap, this is gold! How'd you hear that? Who is it?
Lindsay: Omg, I have no idea who it is, haha! I just heard that rumor from a couple people!
Brent: Well if it's just a rumor, no sense in believing it. We probably shouldn't spread something as serious as that.
Khandi: Nonsense boi! That shit must be spread everywhere! We gotta find out who it is!
(C) Brent: How did Khandi end up becoming our class president? She is not fit for a role with the amount of authority she has ... What president likes to spread fake news?
Sean: Okay, Seaney Boy has gottttta know who got knocked up, heh. Who can it be?
Mr. Dooshit: Did I hear someone is pregnant? Oh shnap! I knew it was only time before this school became Degrassi ...
Kia: How in the actual frog ass did you get a job here?
*In the cafeteria*
Trevor: *sigh* Can't believe it ... She's really ignoring me.
Elise: Oh get over it sugar! Most of your high school friends aren't gonna remain in yo life after high school anyway!
Ray: Nice Elise, very subtle.
Elise: Well it's true Ray! So just forget her! Besides, she's prude. She wouldn't wanna do the tango with you anyway sweetie.
Trevor: What? No, we didn't have that kind of friendship ... I'm not into her that way ...
Elise: Hm, interesting! I've fucked all the guys I'm friends with! Mm, it's a good time, hehe!
Milo: Aren't you a Senior? Why are you sitting with us.
Elise: Well I wanted to fuck Ray behind the staircase but he didn't want to. And then I got hungry, so I just followed him here!
Ray: Sorry not sorry. My calculator will forever be my only love.
Trevor: Can we not talk about sex at lunch? I'm already losing my appetite as is ...
Elise: Sorry! Can't help it! Besides, didn't you hear? A girl in the school got knocked up! I wonder who it is. Isn't me! I always use protection! And I'm on da pill!
Milo: Do you ever consider that maybe you're sharing too much information, like, all the time?
Elise: Nope! ... Say, I know you're a freak, but you ever get freaky under the sheets? ;)
Milo: ... So this food ... It's gotten worse.
Blair: Ugh, fuck you. I told you I was gonna be bad at this.
Lizzie: Oh don't mind Milo! He thinks everything sucks. You're doing great, haha!
Blair: ... Whatever. I'm just gonna go back in the kitchen now. *walks away*
*Lizzie sits next to Trevor*
Lizzie: Hey Trevor! ... Or you like to be called Lil Nugget, right?
Trevor: Oh! Yeah! Thanks! No one really calls me that ...
Lizzie: Well I will if you want, haha!
Trevor: Thanks ... Aren't you usually in the kitchen? Why are you sitting here? -- Not that you can't, just ... Confused.
Lizzie: Blair's taking over for me now. I think it'll be for the better!
Milo: The food says otherwise.
Lizzie: But anyway, I wanted to talk to you actually ... I heard your little fight with Willow. I'm sorry ...
Trevor: Oh, it's fine ... It's nothing ... You don't have to be sorry, it's my problem.
Lizzie: But you two have been friends forever! You can't just not make up!
Trevor: I don't think she has any interest in doing that ... Just look at her over there. Besides, she found a new guy, Jesse ...
Lizzie: Well don't give up on it yet! I believe you guys will make up!
Elise: Who is this little bean? Leave the afro man alone! Geeze girl, go get laid or something.
Ray: I think you have a problem.
Elise: ... Yeah I probably do. I should get checked for any STD's.
(C) Trevor: It's nice of Lizzie to try and help but it's really none of her business ... Except maybe she's right ... I should try to make up with Willow ... Oh but what's the point.
