*On the dock*
Jeffrey: Bonjour! It's me, Jeffrey, welcoming you all back to the fifth instalment of Total Drama Fantasy ... Camp Dior, heh. We're fresh off the heels of our previous season in which we saw Iris take home the million dollars after a month of traversing the seas. This time however, we are staying put at this brand new island. Camp Dior is located right off the peninsula of Nova Scotia, a providence of Canada. Previously serving as a national campground, our team has recently purchased it and made some renovations to suit our needs, heh. Camp Dior is now home to diverse wildlife and landmarks, which I'm sure our contestants are going to love, heh. Speaking of which, we've got an all new cast of fourteen teenagers who are ready to compete for the million big ones, and they should be on their way. This season, we've upped the age range from sixteen years old to eighteen years old, and you'll see why we did shortly, heh.
*Horn blows from the ship*
Jeffrey: What perfect timing, that should be them! What kind of drama will unfold this season? What is in store for our campers? Find out now, on Total Drama Camp Dior!
*View of the whole island*
*Outside of the ship on the dock*
Jeffrey: Welcome back to Total Drama Fantasy Camp Dior. The ship has docked, and now it's time to introduce our competitors! First up is ...
*Felicity comes out of the ship*
Felicity: Oh ... My ... Goodness! This is a dream come true! I'm at a campground!
Jeffrey: Welcome to the show, Felicity!
Felicity: Thank you sooo much Jeffrey! I can't wait to smell every single flower I see and pet every single cute woodland creature and mmm, make some cookies for everyone! Haha!
Jeffrey: Right ... All of that is for sure going to happen ... Scurry along to the cabins where Ross will be waiting for you.
Felicity: Oooh, is Ross my magical tour guide for the island?! *walks away*
*Jay comes out of the ship*
Jeffrey: Welcome to Camp Dior, Jay!
Jay: *sniff* I know my way around the outdoors ... And it smells pretty clean for a campground.
Jeffrey: Sorry for the immediate judgment, but the first thing you did when you got here was take a whiff of the air and comment on how clean it is ... That's just weird.
Jay: ... First impressions are meaningless, you'll get over it. *walks away*
*Jackson comes out of the ship*
Jeffrey: Jackson, what's up tall man? How's the weather up there?
Jackson: Damn man, already with the tall jokes?! I'm so sick of those!
Jeffrey: Okay note to self, do not make eye contact with Jackson.
Jackson: Bro, I'm still here!
Jeffrey: Yes, well, not for much longer. Go take a walk down to the cabins, please.
*Jackson walks away*
*Elise comes out of the ship*
Jeffrey: You sure packed light Elise.
Elise: Well of course baby! I need my makeup to look good for all the boys here, hehe!
Jeffrey: If it came down to it, would you rather go home with a boyfriend or the million dollars?
Elise: Well that's just a dumb question! A million boyfriends, duh! I could buy them all with my new fame and fortune!
Jeffrey: And suddenly, I am uninterested in you. Next up!
Elise: Well it was a pleasure to meet you too! ... Not! *walks away*
*Logan comes out of the ship*
Logan: Heh, now she ... She's a babe.
Jeffrey: Ah, if it isn't Logan, older brother of Sean!
Logan: Oh yeah, my little bro? Heh, what a scrub! Watch me outperform that little nugget like it's nothing.
Jeffrey: I look forward to not seeing it happen.
*Logan walks away*
*Chris comes out of the ship*
Chris: Alright, let's goooooo!! Haha this place is wicked!
Jeffrey: Chris! Big man with a big appetite for fun! What's up?!
Chris: Yooo Jeffrey what's good dawg?! Can't wait to get this season started!
Jeffrey: This is it. This is peak excitement. And peak ignorance. But we'll ignore the latter. Go make yourself at home!
Chris: I already feel like I am dude, haha!
*Chris walks away*
*Luna comes out of the ship*
Jeffrey: Looks like next up is Luna.
Luna: And it looks like you haven't slept in ages. Staying up all night planning how to eradicate each and every one of us? Wouldn't be surprised.
Jeffrey: ... I'd be more offended, but you actually balance out the other personalities here pretty well, so I'll look the other way for now.
Luna: Alright. I'll withhold my other comments for now. *walks away*
Jeffrey: It took me a full season, but I can now appreciate the uniqueness in everyone--
*Kia comes out of nowhere*
Kia: Hi! Hahaha!
Jeffrey: Gah! Jesus, you scared me ... When did you get here?
Kia: On this Earth?! Like seventeen years, one hundred and forty nine days, and four hours ago, hahaha! Hey, would it be cool if I took a piece of your hair? I need it for my collection!
Jeffrey: I -- I ... No?
Kia: Darn! Haha! Oh well! Maybe when you're sleeping I'll snip some off, haha! Better beware!
*Kia flips away*
*James comes out of the ship*
James: What a whack job, ammiright?
Jeffrey: I'd say so. But in any event, welcome to the island, James!
James: Thanks Mr. Bowyer-Chapman.
Jeffrey: You related to THE Jules McDuff?
James: Yup, that's my father, heh. Professional basketball player for the Toronto Tacos. You can call me JJ. If you want, heh.
Jeffrey: I got thirteen other names to remember, no time for nicknames.
James: Fair enough Sir, heh. *walks away*
*Clementine comes out of the ship*
Naomi: Oh my Goodness, thank God I'm off that death trap! I am so sea sick!
Jeffrey: Scared of a little water? Heh.
Naomi: Scared of water? No way! Just never been on a gigantic boat before like that in my life! Nana would never let me ...
Jeffrey: Well looks like she did if you got onto the show, heh. Why don't you go find your way to the cabins.
Naomi: Anything to get away from the water! *Naomi walks away*
*Alex comes out of the ship*
Jeffrey: It's A-L-E-X, Alex Alex Alex, heh.
Alex: Do you think every cheer is just spelling out a word?
Jeffrey: No ... I was just trying to welcome you in ...
Alex: Oh ... Well the effort is appreciated, haha. But I don't even do much cheering, I'm usually just at the base of any moves we perform.
Jeffrey: To get a view of under the girls' skirts?
*Alex looks around*
Alex: YES. 😁 But I didn't say that.
Jeffrey: Right, right, tell that to the millions back home watching, heh. Anywho, off you go, we gotta wrap this up.
*Alex walks away*
*Marina comes out of the ship*
Jeffrey: Welcome Marina!
Marina: Happy to be here! Anything to get a little break from school work.
Jeffrey: Yes, we know college can be tough, but let's face it. The real reason you're here is to outrank Serena, isn't it?
Marina: Well ... It's not the MAIN reason, but it wouldn't hurt!
Jeffrey: Right, right. Go introduce yourself at the cabins!
*Marina walks away*
*Jenny comes out of the ship*
Jenny: No flippin' way! I'm here! Oh my gosh, I wish I was able to have my phone right now! My Snapchat story would be poppin'!
Jeffrey: Jenny! Tech savvy gossip girl, how goes it?
Jenny: Oh Jeffrey, you would not believe the things these people were saying on the ship! That Kia girl? Yeah, her parents are in prison! Isn't that whack?!
Jeffrey: Oh so totally cray! ... *erhem* Apologies, will never say that again. Go spread it to the other campers, we only have one left to introduce!
Jenny: Mkay! You are the boss after all!
*Jenny walks away*
Jeffrey: Dang, I must have some different vibe about me this season. They're adhering to me right away! Look at me go, heh.
Apollo: Um, hello? Are you going to introduce me?
Jeffrey: Oh right, my bad. Welcome Apollo!
Apollo: I guess it only feels right that I would get the least enthusiastic yet most transient introduction ...
Jeffrey: Right, whatever that means. Let's go catch up with the others.
*Apollo follows Jeffrey to the cabins*
