1.
Yuri: the Cthulhu is.. marketable?!
Me: Always have been
2.
"yarrgh it be me the almighty Cthulhu who has been resting in deep slumbarrgh until the seventh month and fourth day where i should emerge from bikini bottom"
3.
"He's not lactose intolerant he just has diabetes"
4.
What's the difference between crit rate and crit damage?
Crit rate is the chance your momma beats yo ass
Crit damage is how bad it hurts
5.
Is it illegal to murder a child flora will feel my wrath
*Username left the world*
6.
I think my sisters possessed
-my mom completely out of pocket
7.
"his moms literally built like a fridge"
8.
I'm not an asshole but I've done a lot of asshole things
9.
The male body grosses me out
-My mother a women who married a man and had 3 children :|
10.
Don't serve a drink where no one ordered
