Jay: Why do all of these trees look literally the exact same?
(C) Jay: Everytime I go to a new place, I get up early and take a stroll to size it up. I'm a big outdoors guy, love spending time in nature. But I can't rid of this feeling that something feels so ... Off about this island?
Jay: Let me try and climb one of these pine sappers. *tries to climb a tree but falls off* What in the world ... I've never had a problem with that before.
*Kia comes out behind a tree*
Kia: Boo! Havin' trouble climbin' this tree?
Jay: You came out of nowhere ... How long were you there for?
Kia: Hmm, probably like five minutes! I was just waiting for someone to come by so I could scare them shitless and see the look on their face, haha! And it worked! Seeing people suffer brings me so much joy, hahaha!
*Jay looks realistically into the camera*
Jay: Oooookay, I'm just gonna ... Excuse myself here ...
*James comes over*
James: What's this commotion about?
Jay: Ah James thank you for saving me from this ... Highly unique individual.
James: Is she bothering you?
Jay: I mean, she's not exactly my favorite person right now, if you catch my drift.
Kia: I love catching shits!
James: Oh don't worry my mere mortal, I will help a brother out.
*James backflips on the tree and shakes it so Kia falls off*
Jay: Well that was the most extra shit I've ever seen.
Kia: That was fun, haha! You may have won this round but keep your eyes peeled!
*Kia flips away*
James: She seems harmless, heh.
Jay: What are you, some descendant of Hercules or something?
James: That'd be sick dude, but nah! My dad plays for the Toronto Tacos and my mom set 43 records for her college softball, volleyball and soccer teams. I guess you can say I have some gifted genes, haha!
Jay: Yep that's all I needed to hear, adios muchacho. *walks away*
(C) James: Jay seems cool, but clearly lacks the type of athletic prowess I have. No big deal though, heh, since he's on the other team. I've always been naturally gifted at a lot of things, and it's great! I don't have to try that hard!
(C) Jay: Nothing personal, I just have a thing against people who get handed an easy life ... Okay so maybe it is personal.
Logan: Time to get some grub, heh.
(C) Logan: Okay so here's the deal. Elise is great and all but her stamina is through the roof! The boy needs a break, heh. Besides, I'm already beating Sean in that department, no need to overwork myself, heh.
*Logan discovers the Nurse's office*
Logan: Huh? What is this ... Ohhh dope, this must be where that nurse girl is stationed. *looks at Marissa* Damn ... She's actually beautiful, heh.
Marissa: Did I hear something? -- Gah! -- Oh Logan, it's just you. What are you doing here?
Logan: Oh, uh, heh, you know, just on my way to the mess hall ... But then I saw you over here and I was like, daaamn shawty got a booty!
...
Logan: Sorry, lemme rephrase that, heh. She got some beautiful eyes, heh.
Marissa: Hmm ... Not sure I believe you, haha. But I'll take the compliment, much appreciated.
Logan: Sure thing, heh. Anything I can ... Help you with here? *comes closer*
Marissa: Well actually, I -- think this is a little inappropriate for a contestant to be hitting on an intern, so you should probably leave before you get in trouble.
Logan: Oh damn, straight shot down and denied! Aight, I'll leave you be, heh. But don't think I'm giving up just yet! *walks away*
Marissa: *giggles* He's something.
(C) Logan: There's nothing like the chase man, it just gives me such a rush. Marissa's such a baddie, I might need to step up my game, heh.
*In the mess hall*
Jenny: Oooh my gosh you guys, Logan and Elise made out like 8 separate times last night! It was nuts! I'm surprised they didn't go all the way! It was just nonstop kissing noises all night!
Luna: Please, if you stop right now, then these pancakes won't be flung in your face.
Jenny: Hey! Do you not find this entertaining?! Like, they could be suuuch a cute couple, haha!
Luna: Who actually cares?
Marina: Sorry Jenny, but I'm gonna have to side with Luna on this one. Not only are they on the other team, but other people's ... Kinky time is none of our business.
Apollo: Well, I don't know what kinky time means, but I do know that the odds of two people being the right match for each other is 1 in 15,402,021! So it's pretty slim that they do end up maintaining this "relationship"!
Luna: ... How did you do that math so quickly, weirdo?
Apollo: I ... I don't know! I'm just really good with numbers I guess!
(C) Luna: Apollo is so goofy. He clearly lacks social tendencies. Not that I'm any better. But wouldn't be surprised if he still wears tighty whities. Definitely eats plain oatmeal for breakfast. And yet ... I find myself internally laughing at everything he says.
(C) Apollo: What's so wrong with wearing tighty whities? They're comfortable and highly elastic!
*Jeffrey enters with Logan, James, Kia, Felicity and Jackson*
Jeffrey: Alright I've finally rounded you all up. It's challenge time everyone!
*Everyone else sits down*
Jeffrey: Remember yesterday how I said there was another rule that I'd mention tomorrow? Well today is tomorrow folks!
Chris: Today can't be tomorrow, because that would make yesterday today!
Alex: I don't think my brain is ready for mind games right now.
Jeffrey: Yeah anyway, this season's twist is called temptations. At any point during a challenge, either Ross or myself will momentarily put a hold on the competition to present everybody with an individual temptation; a reward of some sort. However, choosing to accept this prize comes with a larger consequence, heh.
Naomi: Ooh, this sounds like it could be a game changer!
Ross: That's what it was designed for!
Jeffrey: Yep, and that's all what will be explained for now, heh. You'll get the jist of it once you see it in action, which you will tonight during your first immunity challenge.
