Should I trust you?

love your fleshy wet toes

btw this font is kazuha's thoughts

Man this panda looks adorable, thought kazuha while scanning the rest of the flyer he found behind an abandoned bike on the side of the road. I should give them a visit. Kazuha took a look at the sun, so bright as always, it was blinding him. That was stupid to look right at the sun, my grandma was right. He had the intention of going to the train station. Nothing interesting has been going on in his life. He wanted something to spice it up and the thought maybe a trip out of town could help.

Something caught his attention on his way to the train station. It was a group of people surrounding someone. They were singing something, sounded like the Spider-Man theme song. He took  few steps to get a better look. There was one person dressed as spiderman and they were cutting the hair of the person in the middle of the circle. While also putting their hair on a plate. Are they going to eat that? Kazuha was able to find out until one of the men saw him and yelled "cherry flavor!! " kazuha didn't know what that ment but he took off running since they started to chase him.

He found himself in a dark street. There was a sign that said "scaramouche's asshole ahead" he thought it would be a good idea to follow the arrows to it. The men that were chasing him ran off to another direction so kazuha was safe for now. Either way, he wanted to know what scaramouche's asshole looked like so he kept going. There was a red tunnel looking thing. He went in it. It led him to the train station. Wow that was a very convenient asshole thought kazuha.

He took a seat and waited for the next train to arrive. In the meantime, kazuha took a better look of his surroundings. There was a man slurping on boba constantly looking at the floor. Looks like he found what he was looking for because his face light up. He grabbed a tiny pearl from the floor and said "welcome back my dear child papa missed you" Wierd... Maybe he smoked something. On the other side of the station, there was a guy with a very intense bowlcut walking a pink fox. Maybe I smoked something.

A train finally came after 20 minutes of waiting. He got in and went to look for a seat. He saw this guy that looked like everything in his life went wrong. He was seating in a way that looked like he was taking a shit but in a depression style. Someone great to seat next to. A worker from the train went around asking "Cantaloupe!! Who wants a cantaloupe!!" Kazuha's stomach was growling so we took a slice. Waited for that person to walk away and pulled a bag with white powder in it. Sprinkled some in the cantaloupe and ate it. I'm ready for the day with this.

As the train took off, he saw a naked man with red horns running to get the train but unfortunately it was too late. The last thing kazuha saw of that man was as he fell on his knees and started crying. Time for a nap.

The guy next to him got up to exit the train. "Dude you look like shit also my name is shinji" said the guy. "You should take a good look at yourself man, pleasure to meat you shinji I'm kazuha" kazuha said smiling as if he was playing tag with angels on the clouds. "Bye man" "cya" Why did he have seeds on his neck?

He got off on the next stop. His mission was to go somewhere far out of the city. His first thought was to go straight to the mountains, so he did. There was no hair eating on this streets luckily. He found another one of those assholes streets. The first time he got in one it went pretty well so why not do the same this time. This time it was called "Hopper's asshole" How many assholes are there in this streets. Well this asshole led him to a trail on the forest that led right into the mountains. Maybe Tomo's spirit is doing all of this, he would definitely name streets after peoples assholes.

Halfway through the trail, kazuha heard something. It was the naked guy running up to him. "HEY HEY YOU THERE can you tell me where the city's at?" Asked the man "uhhh right down the trail, are you alright man? Here have a cantaloupe" kazuha pulled half of the cantaloupe out of his hair. "Woahh thanks dude" the guy took it and went back to running. Is getting late, I should hurry a bit

The stars look so close when you're out of the city. Kazuha found a nice rock and layed down. "Pretty isn't? " a raspy voice came out of the woods. "Whose there? " kazuha asked "my name is vecna, I've been waiting for you" kazuha got up from the rock and turned around to see who was this vecna person. He was questioning if what he's seeing is a huge slug or a corpse. "What do you mean by that? " kazuha asked. am I really that high. "I've led you here all this time, the streets leading you here was my doing" said vecna in a voice that sounded like he smoked four packs of cigarettes on a daily. "Why? " is that Charlie riding rainbow dash behind this huge slug "Because we're ment for each other, I read it on a fortune cookie" said vecna as he got closer to kazuha. "Woah it must be right then wanna kiss?" Kazuha started getting closer to vecna yep definitely a soggy slimy churro "sure man but first let me check you out" "I'm pretty ho-- what are you doing..? " vecna pulled a metal detector out if his back and started checking him out.. Literally. "This is not what I thought you mean at all" kazuha said surprised. "You never know this days man but looks like you're clean now come here" vecna threw the metal detector back to his back. Can't believe this is how today was going to go. "NO" Someone yelled from the forest. "You can't do this vecna.. I can't let you" said the voice getting closer. "Who's there " asked kazuha. It was the guy from the train. "Shinji... What are you doing here " asked vecna nervously. "I'm here to find you.. I knew you were up to something you slimy soggy piece of flesh " said Shinji as he started tearing up. "What is going ok vecna" asked kazuha confused. "Are you seriously leaving me for this short high on cantaloupe guy" yelled shinji. "It was all wrote in the cookie... You know they never lie.. It wasn't meant to be shinji" said vecna with his voice that sounded like there is ww3 going on in his throat. This is getting tense- are they crying cranberry juice. "You said you'll live me for the rest of your life the moment you checked me out with your metal detector.. YOU LIED " cried shinji. "I'm sorry but I can't stand the way you look at balls and it feels like you don't love me anymore because I don't have any " said vecna crying acid.

"But... You're not the only reason im here" said shinji cleaning his face. " what do you mean" asked vecna "I also got a fortune cookie that said I would find my soul mate on the mountains and he would have amazing balls" danm wait is he talking about me "do you mean..." Said vecna as he looked at kazuha "Yes... kazuha you are my soul mate" "woah that shits crazy wanna kiss" "yes I do" and so they both missed in front of vecna. "I thought we had something kazuha... " said vecna hurt.

Shinji ran up to vecna and pushed him down the mountain. " did you just killed a person right in front of me" asked kazuha. " yeah he was decomposing anyway" said shinji as he took kazuha hand " now let's go home I wanna see your balls" "alright" I'm never getting high on cantaloupe again

When they got to shinji's place, kazuha took off his pants and showed him his balls. "Damn dude you've got dreamy balls" said shinji lip biting :F "yeah the best in my neighborhood, my ex boyfriend used to massage them at night" said kazuha "woah I'll massage your balls from now on" said shinji " cool, I prefer cantaloupe oil"

The end