Random Phone Number Generator

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I'd been mindlessly scrolled through Wattpad, looking for a fluffy BokuAka fanfic I haven't read, trying to cheer up and forget about two things. One, the utter embarrassment that I'd recieved after Hari - my crush - had brutally rejected me in front of our friends (who inevitably took my side by the end of it). And two, the sad fanfiction I've seen everywhere after I read it called In Another Life.

Honestly, I just wish that I was over him in truth. And even after all that, I still like him. At least it was just like, I told myself multiple times anyways. In that case, I was glad it hadn't spanned out in quite a large time. Only around 3 months, I figured. 3 months of crushing on Hari, so it hadn't turned out to be serious.

It hurt me bad, nonetheless. Last day at school, 3 days before my birthday, and the boldest move I'd ever done to be shut down so harshly. It was awful.

To say the least, his best friend Alan, who had been my best friend's crush (I think they were dating but they keep denying it) actually took my side- for the most part. Convincing Hari to say "sorry" and all.

I'd invited them both to my birthday as well, Alan came and Hari didn't even after confirming it before I confessed. On my birthday card from Alan, he even wrote "Hari says he's sorry" which I know is actually from him.

He kept promising me he'd say sorry. I hope to the gods he will.

I came across this GREAT BokuAka chatfic called Pretty Boy by lexxyz_ on Wattpad that I've read times before. It was just so funny. It always cheered me up. So I figured, it probably will again this time.

P.S. Chatfics are ALWAYS funny. It's like the laziest form of writing but entertains so much. And if there ever is any drama or angst? It sorts itself out real quick.

This gave me an amazing idea. A risky one, yes. But great too. I logged onto my laptop and then opened up a random phone number generator and messaged the first number on it. Don't do this kids, or do... but you'll never know who you're messaging.

+6102 903* ****

me
hellooo

unknown number
I swear if this is you again Rebecca, I'm not going to your school. Get over it.

me
rebecca? have u replaced me alr 🥲
smile through the pain

unknown number
Stop that.
Please.

me
how coudl you 😡
could*

unknown number
I don't think this is Rebecca anymore.

me
ofc not bae 🥰 😘

unknown number
Who is this?

me
ur future wife 😳

unknown number
Goodbye

me
NOOoo dOn"t gO
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PLS PLS PLS
HUBBY NOO
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heart❤️ been broke💔🤕 so many times⏰ i don't know❌🤷‍♀️ what to believe 🍃🙏 yeah👍 mama🤰say it's my👧😣fault🥺😢 my fault😭😞 i wear my heart💝 on my sleeve👕
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unknown number
Give me a good reason to not block you.

me
i have a thicc ass and a juicy puthay 😍
all for u bae

unknown number
No.

me
fine. im sad and lonely and bored. 😞

unknown number
Loser.

me
pls- like you've got something better to do
you could've blocked me already
its like 3 am

unknown number
Like we're in the same timezone.

me
so it's 5 am there then

unknown number
No...

me
hah- so we r in the same timezone 😈
lez meet up

unknown number
No.
And I don't think we'd even be in the same place.

me
nah nah
you have an austalian number
aystralian*
austalan**
australn***
AAAAAAh
australan****
AUSTRALIAN**********

unknown number
It really took you that long to spell Australian correctly?

me
shsh- im sleep deprived
n e ways
GMT+8 when it hits australia is like all of wa
most ppl livein like the city
so ehm ye
yes im smort 💪

unknown number
I doubt it, but I guess you really did put your one braincell to use in this.

me
smh- u got the nerve to think i have one braincell
i'll have u know i got the DUX in my old schol 😎

unknown number
And yet you don't know simple grammar and spelling.

me
🖕

unknown number
Aw.
I thought you love me.

me
well fuck u now 😤

unknown number
Come fuck me yourself.

me
ew no
u sound like a prick

unknown number
Hah.

me
u text like a 30 yr old man
ew n0- ur a pedo arent u 🤡

unknown number
No, I'm not. I'm going in Year 11.
But I'm not even going to ask whether you're one or not because you're obviously a 12 year old.

me
bitchass im ur age
im also going into year 11 😩

unknown number
Don't use that emoji.

me
heheh 😏
whats ur name? unless you want me to call you by daddy

unknown number
I will block you if you do that.
You'll have to earn my name.
But if you must know, I do live in the city.

me
ugh fine, i'll just have u as "smartass 🙄"
smh
i'm kaleigh

smartass 🙄
Wow.
Telling a stranger you just met your name.
Didn't you parents teach you about online safety.

Stupid
yes they did
and no i don't listen to that 😝

smartass 🙄
Wow.
You really are stupid.

Stupid
well if u rlly dont like me then you'd probably have blocked me by now

smartass 🙄
Don't be smug.
I'm tolerating you.
I won't hesitate to block you if you do anything.

Stupid
LOL
u wont admit it
ur secretly soft

smartass 🙄
No.
Shut up.

Stupid
k
gn

smartass 🙄
Wait. Actually, now that I'm awake because your first message woke me up.
Keep talking.
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Oh you really want to play that game with me?
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Wow. You're so petty.
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Seriously? Come on. Fine. I want your thick ass back.
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Stupid
use an emoji with the right context

smartass 🙄
I can't believe I'm doing this.
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I'm horny and I want your juicy puthay 👉👌

Stupid
WHOA WHOA- YOU ACTUALLY DID IT
HELP- 💀IT'S A GOOD EMOJI CHOICE BUT IT'S SO OUT OF CONTEXT IN THIS CHAT

smartass 🙄
Don't make me regret it.

Stupid
dont worry bae
i'l help u out when we meet up 😉
but im actually sleepy fr
so gn
btw my insta is @k.aleighwthethighs
if u wanna check me out 😏