Somewhere In some donut shaped island "Minions! report Immediately!", Screamed a large man in a heavy Russian accent "yes sir!" said several moronic minions. "Is my Teleportation device complete!?" said the towering man again "yes sir it shall be fully operational within the hour!" one of the minions said hastily. "Excellent work!" The man said as he appeared before the minion. The giant man showed his Malicious face with a large and imposing figure, wearing a red military uniform decorated with self awarded medals and he had only one eye and mechanical Fist.
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(Ps he isn't choking his minion ... yet)
Later..."Sir the Teleporter 400000 is fully operational" Said one of his minions "Great! after that Atomic Olga ruined my attempt at world domination I shall make a new Ivania! "Where sir P.E.A.C.E controls the whole world where do we go?" He then grabs him by the shoulders and shakes him wildly as he yells, "A WHOLE NEW UNIVERSE YOU FOOL!!!!!!" The shaken minion responds, "Alright sir. so that's why you built this device." "Yes! Exactly so the foolish forces of justice wont be able to destroy it again!" Now I, Red Ivan, shall triumph over the Forces of Justice ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Sir Shall we Activate the teleporter now?" Said a mildly shaken minion "Once I gather my henchmen, Henchmen!!" Soon a man in a white suit sporting a fine afro, a man in a gasmask and asbestos suit wielding a flamethrower, and a old man in a karate Gi appeared.
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"Where is Fugu?! I called for Her!" She's on lunch break, Nothing to worry about." The old man said. "Are you sure Jubei?" Said the Man in the suit. "Yes I'm sure Mr Barracuda all is fine." " Very well then." said Red Ivan. "Begin the Activation Sequence!!!" "Yes it shall be done Sir!" Said a minion in a dusty lab coat. but as the teleporter activated and a portal opened, something went wrong and the scientist tried to tell him but only barracuda could hear since he was close to the entrance. "Uhhh, Mr. bossman Ivan, sir?" "WHAT!?" Red Ivan shouts. "The scientists say something is wrong and the portal is becoming unstable!" he retorts, "Shut the sequence down immediately!!!" a worker responds, "We can't! The sequence is locked for some reason, sir!" He grabs the worker by the neck and chokes him while yelling, "YOU FOOLS! ACTIVATE THE EMERGECY SHUT DO-AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
