Always Expect the Unexpected

I Bet You Start Loving Me

Tasha
It seems like every since Jason and I broke up, things have really been on the up and up! I'm moving into my own place! Caliph, Princess Jada and I are out shopping for decorum for my townhouse. "Baby, I like these pictures right here", Caliph calls out to me. "I don't like the last one Caliph", I say to him. He gives me this sad puppy dog face and it's so hard to resist. So I sigh and tell him, "the ugly one can come too." He smiles and comes over to kiss me. "Mwah, Tasha you taste so sweet!" "You do too Baby." Princess Jada is worn out with all the shopping we've done so we both decide to call it a day. While we're in the check out line, I hear this all to familiar voice. And that would be the voice of Jason's ass! Ugh!

Jason
I had to make a run to the store because Tasha's ass took all my appliances that she bought for the apartment. Low end behold I run into her and her new nigga. This should be fun! "Hey what's up Tasha? You don't know a nigga?"

Caliph
I can sense when something's not right, especially when something's not right with my lady. I hear some nigga calling her name and easily assumed it was her ex, Jason. This nigga acts cocky, but for no reason! It's obvious he likes attention because he's trying to make a scene. Well that won't be happening today because no one will disrespect mines, EVER! "Aye, miss can you speed this process up", I tell the cashier. "Yes sir, that'll be $167.75. I hear him talking to Tasha, but she's ignoring his ass. "Tasha, baby go on and take Jada to the car. I have this." "Okay baby, and thanks. Please don't entertain his ass because I know you don't take to kind to people disrespecting you, me, or Jada." "I won't Love, just as long as he stays over there." Tasha just walked out with Jada and this nigga still running his mouth. He yells out to me, "you'll never compare to me homeboy!" I yell back, "don't want to playa!"
"Don't let me catch yo ass in the streets lil homie", Jason tells me. " I turn around and say, "I don't take kindly to threats, so if yo punk ass gone do something then do it now!" He yells to me saying, "I'll catch ya homie, believe that!" I head to the car mad that I let that nigga get to me! I put the things in the back and slam the trunk down! I get in the drivers seat and to my surprise, Tasha is not on my case about me slamming doors and trunks. I ask her why she ain't said nothing or cursed me out yet. She smiles and says, "whatever you said or did to him, he deserved it!" She kisses me and looks at me with that sultry smile and says, "let's go home big daddy." I swear I love that girl! She's the TRUE definition of a Rider, my Rider!