Reincarnation sure hurts alot
Location: Japan
Place: ??????
POV: ?????Yo whats up! my name is Akari Miyamura and i am a 30 years old -still single- woman who got herself killed by staying at work for too long
let me explain
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'Agh miyamura, dont you get tired of doing work for this late at hour?' asked one of Akari's buddy worker named Jesus the christ- i-i mean her imaginary dude friend thingy which hangs around inside her head
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Akari: hey! are you trying to say that i have mental health problem here author???Author: moving on
Akari: hey! dont ignore meee-
--------"Yeah, i guess it is pretty late... i should probably turn in for the night" as she stands up from her chair she stumble a few feet before catching herself and putting a hand on her head 'See what i mean??? you work too hard dammit!' her imaginary friend says inside of her head and then continues 'For gods sake, just ask your boss for a vacation already! the dude even suggested it himself that you should take one!' the voice inside of her head continues on ranting and complaining about her taking a few days off and stuff
"okay okay! I'll ask him tomorrow, happy?" says Akari to her mind, finally giving attention to her mental needs and agrees upon a quick break from work
'very much 😌' the voice inside of her mind cheers up and so she starts to make her way back towards home
Some times later that night
as she walks from the sidewalks at the late night and under the light of the lamps of the streets, she keeps on stumbling side to side a little while walking and cant seem to be able to walk properly 'see! i told you that you would someday work yourself to death! and now look at the state you are' the voice inside of her head yells at her and she keeps on feeling more and more dizzy as she walks
upon making it to a green light which indicates that people can walk past the street now, she fails to hear the loud sounds of a truck nearing the street at a very high speed and as the result, she is hit with it at strong force BOOM!
And flying she goes! 'weeeeee~- oh no shit you've been hit!' is what she hears from her mind before the pain starts to register to her brain
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And that, my friends, is how your favourite workaholic milf woman -i like to thing of myself as one- is hit by a truck, gets yelled at by her crazy mind dude for not being careful enough, and says some crappy stuff about herself being hit by truck-kun -whatever that is- wanting to reincarnate as her favourite waifu which is Kumoko shiraori aka the spider milf, and be in the world of tensura
the question is: will her wish come true?
{Answer: Individual: Akari Miyamura will now be put in the cycle of reincarnation in the world of tensura as requested. Notice: As per requested, She will reincarnate as the individual: Shiraori Kumoko with set abilities from the said individual aswell
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Failed, some abilities of said individual is unable to enter this world per rules of the world. Instead, new abilities have been granted . . . Successful}.
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.POV: Akari aka Spider milf
"Gaaa!" as i choke on my mouth saliva and wake up, the first thing i do is, well, look at my body to see if still have melons
and oh thank jesus i do! "few... i taught i lost them...
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.... Wait a minute, didnt i die????"
{Answer: Individual: Akari Miyamura has been reincarnated in the world of tensura per request}
is what i hear from inside of my head. a female robotic- like voice. 'what the- where did my own crazy jesus mind friend go???' I starded to panic because i didnt knew where i was and got a little concerned about my dude friend which wasnt talking with me anymore. my long life companion. my one and only true friend. is he... gone?... 'Im still here you idiot' Oh thank god!
I let out a breath of relief and continue on to chat with my mind dude "so, got any idea of what had happend?" 'i dont know...' it said in a very casual manner which kinda made me irritated "you know, now im considering that it would have been better if i didnt have you" i say as i look away as if trying to ignore it
{Solution: I can destroy it from your mind if you wish so master}
"YEEEES- ahem! i mean i uhh could... u-use its company for now i guess..." i look away again 'WHY DO I FEEL THIS WAY????'
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."So it turns out i was hit by Truck-kun, died and got reincarnated as my favourite MILF- i-i mean favourite character! Nice!"
IM COMING FOR YOU NEW WORLD BITCHEEEEEEES-
~To Be Continued~

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