Ask Away! (A FNAF Night Guards Q&A Book)

Cards Against Humanity

Brist: Oh look. I commented.
Mike: What does it say?
Brist: "I dare you to play Cards Against Humanity."
Mike: How are we gonna play it, if we're in a-

Brist: BE QUIET OKAY?! Sheesh... Always complaining to things...

Alrighty Then...

Time skip...

Brist: Hello readers, I'm here with...
These guys...

Mike: Sup.

Brist: I just brought the box of Cards Against Humanity and we're gonna play it right now...

Jeremy: I-if you don't know this, it is a game for Horrible People. T-that's odd.

Fritz: There are Black cards and White cards. The black cards are questions and the white cards are answers. The one whose answer is the most funniest, will get a point. The one who will get 3-points wins the game.

Brist: Okay. The "Security" shall wear a hat and pick a black card and read it. The Security can't answer the question, and will also pick the winner of that question.

Everybody: SO LET'S PLAY!!!

Fritz: So you gotta pick two cards...
Brist: Mkay...
Fritz: ... gives a whole new meaning to...
Jeremy: I got such dirty cards *picking a card*
Fritz: 5...
Brist: What the?! *places two of her cards and slammed it on the table*
Fritz:4... 3...
Mike: Hey! No counting! *places two cards on the table.*
Fritz: 2.. *everybody places their cards except Fritz.* 1...
Phone Guy, and Vincent: *giggles*
Fritz: Okay...

African Children gives a whole new meaning to Barack Obama *giggling*

Brist: Meh...
Mike: I don't like that...

Fritz: Kanye West gives a whole new meaning to... *bursts out laughing* Count Chocula. *laughing*

Mike: Man... That is messed up.
Brist: Anyway, his skin gives a meaning to Count Chocula anyway. *giggling*
Jeremy: T-that's racist.
Vincent: *laughing really hard*
Brist: It's your card isn't?! *pointing at him and stood up*
I knew it! fudge man. *returns to seat*
Fritz:

Finger painting gives a whole new meaning to Fingering.

Oh, that's nasty.

Jeremy: I know right?
Brist: It's your card... You are so innocent, but what happened.
Jeremy: I don't know what Fingering means, but I know it's nasty.
Brist: You are so innocent
Mike: And a Virgin.
Fritz: Don't even talk about that, nasty.

Next... *reading the next cards*
I like this one *giggling*

Justin Bieber gives a whole new meaning to Bitches.

Everybody: *Gasps* Ooooooohhhhhhh!
Brist: That's soooo accurate *laughing*
Mike: Aaaaaayyyyyyy Pick mine! *jumps around happily and excitedly*
Brist: It's your card?!??? Dafuq?!?!?
Fritz: I hated Justin Bieber all the time.
Everybody: Yeah... true that.
Fritz:

Silence gives a whole new meaning to My Sex Life.

Fudge that. Oh my god, the one who picked this is a horrible guy.

Everybody: *looks at Phone Guy*
Aaaaaaaayyyyyyy.
Brist: *pats PG's shoulder* You'll get to it next time.

Fritz: Okay... Between Kanye West and Justin Bieber... *looking at the cards*
Brist: *thinking* Pls me ple me
Fritz: Justin Bieber.
Mike: *stoods up* Yea beaches!
Brist: You win this time...
Jeremy: Shucks *lays head on the table*
Fritz: Mike your turn.
Mike: Okay...

A fortune teller told me that I will live a life filled with blank.

5...

Brist: *chuckling* Ooooohh I have the best!!! *slams card on the table*
Mike: 4... 3...
Jeremy: Please don't kill me Mike. *giggling* places his card on the table*
Everybody: *places card on table*
Mike: 2..1... Let's do it.
Brist: *stops herself from laughing out loud*