Ask Away! (A FNAF Night Guards Q&A Book)

Cards Against Humanity 2

Last time on Cards Against Humanity!
Brist: Hmm...

I am Captain Balls!
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Brist: Back to the game!!

Vincent:

Chicks. Dig. blank. Nice!

Brist: Okay...
Jeremy: My card will make much sense... *smiles and put his card on the table*
Vincent: 5. 4. 3. 2. *everyone places cards on table* 1.

Chicks. Dig. Prancing. Nice!

Mike: Yep. That's me... *giggling*

Vincent:

Chicks. Dig. Lady Gaga. Nice!

Chicks. Dig. Men. Nice!

Whoa. That makes sense.

Jeremy: Told Ya.
Brist: Pick. His. Like it. Nice!
Jeremy: Aww. *blushes and hug her*

Vincent:

Chicks. Dig. The Trail Of Tears. Nice!

Mike: That's sad.
Brist: Yea.
Vincent:

Chicks. Dig. *giggling*

Chicks. Dig. Friends who eat all the snacks. Nice!

That's us. *smirking*

Chicks. Dig. Men. Nice!

Jeremy: Alas! I got a point! *rejoiced and his face turned to !*
Brist: Jeremy, you next.
Jeremy: Okay.

When I was tripping on acid, blank turned into blank.

I-I'm not gonna count...

Fritz: Hahahahahah I have the best!
Everyone: *places cards on the table*

Jeremy:
Okay.

When I was tripping on acid, Puberty turned into doing a right thing.

Phone Guy: That is realistic. It really relates to reality.
Brist: Agreed. Bro, Agreed.

Jeremy: *looks at the card and laughed*

I'll choose this one!

Brist: What is it?

Jeremy:

When I was tripping on acid, White People turned into Black People.

Everyone: *Bursts out laughing*
Fritz: That's racist, man.
Jeremy: I'll choose this, that's final *chuckles*
Fritz: Yea!!!! Boy!!!
Jeremy: Phone Guy, you'll be the security.
PG: Okay...

Daddy, why is Mommy crying?

Brist: Mine's dirty!
Mike and Jeremy: Mine too.
Phone Guy: 5..4..3..2..1..
Everyone: *places their card on the table*

PG: Daddy, why is Mommy crying?

Flying Sex Snakes
Silence
Fear itself
The Gays
And Sexting

Brist: Sexting? That's nasty.
Jeremy: That's dirty, oh god.
PG: It's really complicated, really.
Welp then. Imma gonna choose The Gays.
Mike: Ooooohhhh Yeah!
Brist and Jeremy: What?!
Brist: You are almost gonna win.
It's your turn again, arrogant ditch...
Fritz: Poor PG doesn't have a score yet.
PG: I know...
Brist: Let's not put the cards and let the Security read it. Let's just read our own chosen card. But still, the Security can't answer.
Everyone: Okay

Mike: *clears throat*

The Empire State Building looks just like blank.

Bristle: Michelle Obama's arms *laughs awkwardly and loudly*
Jeremy: What?!
Fritz: I can imagine that... *laughing*
Jeremy: Mine's so complicated.
Vincent: What is it?
Jeremy: *giggles* Tasteful sideboob *laughs*
Fritz: Dafuq?
Okay... *looks at Jeremy in disgust*
Tom Cruise... hahahaha* laughed out loud*
Vincent: Bees? *cricket sounds*
Mike: That's soo wrong.What did they do to the Bees?
Vincent: *shrugs*
PG: God.
Everyone: *gasped in awe and grew in silence*
Mike: *whispering to Phone Guy* That's really offensive Phone Guy...
Phone Guy: Whaaat? I can't pick anything from my cards...