bandu goes to walmart to kill an old lady on a scooter

he's back

bandu is BACK at the walmart again, he does not want a walmart giftcard however

after expunged at the fucking walmart last time he does nto want to get a giftcard because he knows expuinged will eat walmart

this time he is going to the scooter section he needs something to ride around on because he's gay like that and bandu is the. the ever. that's all i'll say. the ever.

and then likeeeeeeeeeeeee

he gets to the scooter section and bike section idfk it's 8:54 pm and i can't drive so i can't go to the walmart near me sadly

and my mom is asleep

so he's there at the place and gets a scooter and it's a fucking electric scooter or some shit and he can drft around like fucking INSANE on it bc he's THE FUCKING EVER.

so he sees a person and is like "i should really run this person over tbh......feeling kinda in a mood to run someone over.............honestly tbh.sounds cool." so he somehow charges his electric scooter thing idk i haven't owned one yet

and runs over someone on a scooter because he fucking can

and then he realizes

he commited murder.......................................................................bandu just committed am urder....................................

"oh fuck" bandu realizes he committed the murder and uses one of his MANY FUCKING PHONES to call expunged and is like

"can u get me out of the walmart"
"why"
"i killed someone"
"lmao"

then he's standing in hte walmart with blood on his scooter as expunged appears out of fucking nowhere and is like "ok we're gonna head back now"

then they both go back to wherever tf that's not the walmart