Naruto Gamer's Logic

Chapter 3

Naruto is still waiting for his virgins and Rias is having a splitting headache because of this.
"Pervert." Koneko said monotonously as she was eating
Yuumi just glared at him. She does not like boys much. She is called the Princess of Kuoh. She is also a lesbian or that is what everyone thought. She doesn't hangs out with girls but glares at guys, especially those Perverted Baldy and Glasses.
"Ara-Ara do you want me to be a sacrifice for you?" Akeno said to Naruto. Yuumi's glare darken. Koneko just deadpans. Izami looks jealous. While Rias is massaging her temples.
Rias then slaps the back of head of Akeno. "Bad Akeno!"
"Naruto-senpai do you have a skill that gives you erotic powers?" Izami asked as she is playing with her fingers.
"W-what do you mean?" Naruto asked.
Rias saw this.
"Last time we played at my house. You just touch me..." Izami said as she blushed.
"He touched you where?" Yuumi asked as her eyes darkened and glared at Naruto.
Izami's blushed gains the color of Rias' hair.
"You bastard!" Yuumi said as a sword appeared on her hand. She tried to slice Naruto in half.
Naruto then summoned Mjolnir to block the sword.
"No Yuumi-san, he just touch me on my arm. Then I came." Izami said trying to stop Yuumi.
"I apologize Uzumaki-san for the misunderstanding." Yuumi apologetically as her sword vanished out of thin air.
"It's ok, but where did you get that sword?" Naruto asked the swordswoman.
"It is my Sacred Gear, Sword Birth." Yuumi said as she summoned another sword.
"Sacred what?" Izami asked.
"Sacred gear. We think that the two of you possesses one each." Rias said as her headache is gone.
"Really, how do we use it?" Izami asked the Redhead.
"Try to think of the strongest technique you know and channel it to any part of your body that first comes to your mind." Rias said as Izami concentrated. "Now Naruto-kun show me your ability that Izami is saying."
"KAMEHAMEHA!" They heard Izami yelled as a red gauntlet with a green gem in the middle appeared on her hand.
"This looks so cool!" Izami said.
"Twice critical, a nice sacred gear." Rias said the looked at Naruto. "Now do your thing."
"Sure but I need a volunteer." Naruto then looked around, then noticed that everyone is a girl. "And I know how to do it." He then appeared at the back of  Yuumi. "Ero-Kami's Touch!"
"AAAHHHH!!!" Yuumi felt her legs weakened and collapsed in bliss.
"That is my Ero-Kami's Touch. It is a technique that allows me to please the opposite gender with just a single touch." Naruto said as Yuumi sat on the chair then glare at Naruto.
"Ara-ara, such a powerful technique. Will you use it to me?" Akeno said winking at Naruto.
Naruto then smirk then came closer to Akeno. "Ero-Kami's Touch!" Naruto then proceeds to touch Akeno's shoulder.
Akeno then collapsed like Yuumi.
"Naruto as your King I order you to not use that against any of your peerage membe-"
"Ero-Kami's Touch!" Naruto touched Rias' cheek as she collapsed as well.
Naruto then looks at Koneko. He started to walk towards her. She closed her eyes only to see Naruto taking a cookie from her bag.
"Thanks!" Naruto then saw Koneko pout cutely.
"That's mea-" Izami started to say but was touched by Naruto.
"Ero-Kami's Touch!" Naruto then proceeds to laugh as he saw all of them have collapsed.

Few Moments Later
Naruto was sitting in the corner with a sign saying 'I will not be a pervert' on his chest.
"Now that all of that is taken care of..." Rias and Akeno proceeds to explain what Naruto and Izami needs to do with the contracts.
"So, no virgins?" Naruto asked sadly.
"Yes, no virgins." Rias said as Akeno giggled.
"How about MILFs?" Naruto asked hopefully.
"No..."
"Teenagers?"
"Nope."
"Cougars?" Naruto tried his luck.
"You finish."
"Maybe traps?" Izami asked.
"NOOO! Now both of you go home and be ready to do your contracts tomorrow." And with that Rias once again has a headache.

One Week Later.

Name: Naruto Uzumaki
Level: 106
HP: 70000/70000
MP: 150000/150000
EXP: 1699/ 90000

Race: Reincarnated Devil

Stats:
Strength: 150(5)(4)(x500)= 79500
Vitality: 116(5)(x500)= 60500
Dexterity:124(5)(3)(x500)= 66000
Intelligence: 110(5)=115
Wisdom: 108(5)=114
Luck: 500(5)(x4)= 2020
Charisma: 125(-3)(-2)=120

Naruto had done 50 contracts in just one week. He beat Yuumi's record 42. Now he is getting ready to go to school when he saw Izami was talking with a nun.
He drives towards them. Izami saw him.
"Ohayo Izami-chan, who is this?" Naruto asked.
"She is Asia-chan. She came here as the new nun for the church." Izami explained.
"But that church is abandoned." Naruto said.
"Maybe they will have a renovation." Asia said.
"Of course Asia-chan. Come to the car and I will get you to the church faster."

A few minutes later
"Here you go Asia-chan, see you next time." Naruto said as he closed the door.
"Do you want some tea?"
"We have to go. Maybe next time." Izami said as Asia opened the door. They felt something. Well Izami felt fear but Naruto did not it just felt ominous.
"I have a bad feeling about this. We have to tell Rias." Naruto said to Izami.

ORC Room
"You two will not associate with that nun."
"But Buchou-"
"No buts. Izami-chan please understand that church is enemy territory." Rias explained to her Pawn. "Do it for me please. We don't need a war to happen."
Izami just sighed and went outside. Naruto did not utter a word and followed Izami.

"So Izami-chan what's the plan?" Naruto asked as they got outside the building.
"I don't know." Izami said with a sad tone.
"Let's just let it happen for now. If Asia is in trouble, I will personally get her." Naruto said as she hugged him.

Few nights later
Naruto appeared inside the house of another contract. He smell something that shouldn't be there. He smelled blood. He walked stealthily towards where the scent came from.
Then he saw it a man wearing a priest outfit and a corpse of a bleeding man on the ground.
"What did you do?" Naruto asked clearly disgusted at the man.
"Oh, a shitty devil appeared. You should have seen how I killed him. It was quite enjoyable. Die you shitty devil!" The man wearing the priests outfit yelled as a gunshot was heard. The man laughed but was shocked at what he saw.
Naruto was unharmed. The bullet that was infused with holy energy did not even went thru the skin of Naruto.
"My turn!"

End