11. M.A.T.H.
Mental Abuse To Humans
12. Don't let my looks deceive you. I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman.
13. Seriously, I don't when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people but they apparently aren't coming back for them.
14. If assholes could fly this place would be an airport.
15. I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face.
16. Lord give me patience because if you give me strength I am going to need bail money to go with it.
17. I don't insult people... I describe them.
18. I am in shape round is a shape.
19. I am on a seafood diet I see food I eat it.
20. I am not rude I just speak what everyone hasn't the balls to say
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Funny Jokes, Quotes, Sayings and Texts.
HumorJust a random amount of funny stuff for the entertainment of everyone..... I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE WITH ANYTHING IN HERE. Just thought this would be fun to make.
