"You've reached Scotty. I'm a little busy right now, probably, please leave a name and number and I'll get back to you."
"You've reached Commander Spock's voicemail, please leave a message after the tone."
"Ergh, I'm a docotor not a message deliverer - oh no thats awful wait how do I change this stop no no no beeeeep."
"Captain Kirk, of the star ship enterprise, Captain, leave a message at the tone and I'll get back to you as soon as I can."
"Meep?" asked Keenser his peepy little eyes looking up to Uhura.
"Well, I tried them all" Uhura said "none of them are picking up, not even Spock. There's got to be something-"
"Don't worry about it" Chekov said sitting on the dresser "it is the Audacious planet. Many Russian drinks sold there. Most likely they 'ave a bad hangover."
Uhura squinted resting her upper lip on her communication device "it just doesn't make sense. Spock can't even get drunk on alcohol. So what-"
"Sober friend" Chekov said "everyone needs ones."
Uhura went to say something but her phone rang "Uhrua? It's Jim."
"Kirk? Where the hell are you guys?" She asked
"Yeah, listen. Um... We fucked up." Kirk said.
"What? What are you talking about?" Uhura asked
"The bachelor party,the whole night. Things got out of control, and we lost Scotty."
"What?" Uhura said in disbelieve.
"We can't find Scotty."
"You're Captain of the USS Enterprise - and you can't find Scotty?" Uhura said her voice raising in pitches "he's marrying Keenser in five hours."
"Yeah. That's not gonna happen."
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Star Trek Hangover AU
Fanfiction*The hangover AU Two days before his wedding, Scotty and three friends (Kirk, Spock, Bones) fly to planet Audacious for a wild and memorable stag party. When the three groomsmen wake up the next morning, they can't remember a thing; nor can they fin...
