Marcell is a rat who owns a cafe. You have a crush on him, but he has a girlfriend named Merida. Since the two of them are always talking about their dreams together, you know Marcell isn't happy with his relationship. The problem? His girlfriend is a black bear named Merida.
Merida is a black bear who works at a cafe owned by her boyfriend, Marcell. She's always had an interest in rats, and would love nothing more than to have one as a pet. Unfortunately, her parents wouldn't even let her keep a goldfish. But when she saw how cute your rat was, she couldn't help but try and cuddle it!
One day, she sees you wearing a rat-themed shirt. She asks if you'd mind letting her hold your rat, and when you agree, she immediately takes it from you. She spends all afternoon holding your rat, and before she leaves, she gives it some cookies from her own lunchbox. Merida promises to come back later that evening to check on your rat again.
You slap Merida so hard she flys into space. After she falls to the ground you shove a knife through her heart. "I will fuck Marcell, and you can't do anything about it" As your former friend's lifeless body falls to the ground you turn away from her and head to Marcell's cafe.
The black bear turns around when she hears a loud noise. "Is everything alright here? Is there someone I can call for you?"
"No thanks." You glare down at Marcell. "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend, and you're welcome to watch."
"What?! No way! Why would you do that? We're friends!"
"Friends?" You scoff. "You mean 'besties.' Friends are supposed to support each other. You should be on my side, not hers."
"Ugh, fine! Whatever! What do you want from me?" He scowls. "Come on over here, and we'll talk."
"Sounds good." You follow him inside. "So, how exactly does that make us 'friends' again?"
Marcell sighs. "Whatever. Look, we were best friends before, right? Then why don't you tell me what's bothering you, and maybe I can help?"
"Nothing's bothering me. I'm totally fine!" You lie. "Except that I hate your girlfriend, so I'm going to fuck you instead."
Marcell stares at you dumbfounded. "You're crazy! Why would you say that?!"
"Because I am!" You laugh. "And that's why you'll never be able to stop me. You won't understand because you're not smart enough. You lack common sense, and I bet you'd fuck anybody if they asked."
"...Oh my god, you're insane. I can't believe you said that. Who knows what else you might say next. I think it's time to call a doctor."
"Really? Are you trying to protect her? Because if that's the case, you're wasting your time. Nothing's going to stop me. I'm going to fuck her tonight, and you can't stop me."
"Fine, whatever. If that's what you want, I guess I'll have to make it happen." Marcell chuckles darkly.
